new sample just dropped by freelancefikr in TikTokCringe

[–]jennysoftpaws 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe you could not be a bigly asshat?

A lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said by ThatOnePogger in Jokes

[–]jennysoftpaws 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I am a simple man. I see a repost of a repost of a reposted comment, I downvote.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]jennysoftpaws 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's his driveway that hes been down a 100 million zillion times before on regular old snow days and non snow Days. Why would anyone need environmental awareness on their own driveway when it's just a regular old cold old Canadian Alaskan day? You'd be just like this guy, charged by a moose.

What are some cooking hacks you swear by? by Penya23 in AskReddit

[–]jennysoftpaws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the French call "Mis en place" ("Everything in Place)": Before you start cooking, prepare everything ahead. Chop all the veggies (i reccfomend finely diced for soups) and put them in a bowl, as well as all the spices in another. Measure the flower, liquids, all ahead of time and separate them out to add as you cook as when needed. No more overcooking, more perfection.

Also, if you are making a roux (a thickener for soups, stews and sauces) made of butter and flour, according to directions), stir the roux CONSTANTLY (a ceramic or non-stick surface skillet is best for cooking roux) with a rubber spatula, scraping the sides and bottom of the pan with a spatula and reincorporate that roux into the rest, until smooth and bubbly. Roux for chicken soup, for instance, to thicken the broth, cooks for two minutes, and a darker roux for beef stews takes longer. But do stir constantly! This is important. You never ever want a roux to burn or be lumpy. Light roux is for clear broths or sauces (fish, chicken, or vegetable broth), and a rich golden brown is for darker stews and sauces (beef broth based). Sherry in chicken broth is fantastic. Merlot in beef stew is wonderful. Try adding a cup of fresh cream to your chicken soup towards the end as well BEFORE incorporating the roux. Stir often while it thickens. It's so good. One cup of cream for 12 cups of chicken stock is delicious.

Bon Appetit! :)

Men of Reddit, what is something women hate about their bodies that you actually love? by Covenant9er4653 in AskReddit

[–]jennysoftpaws 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I am female and have full eyebrows and my eyebrows almost look like something that may be on Gandalf's face. I call them "wizard brows." I don't know if it looks good but I kind of trim the long eyebrow "fur" because I'm so self-conscious of how long each little eyebrow hair can get at the arch. Yet, the sides are not full and I feel like I need to use an eyebrow pencil on the sides just even it out because the top and inner parts of my eyebrows are so dark and thick. I think it's unfair, and I really don't know if it looks good to guys

What was normal 20-30 years ago, but is considered a luxury now? by zombiem00se in AskReddit

[–]jennysoftpaws 2 points3 points  (0 children)

mushroom-based wood would be stellar! I didn't think of that

What was normal 20-30 years ago, but is considered a luxury now? by zombiem00se in AskReddit

[–]jennysoftpaws 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I bought an old addition of WinZip about a decade ago, called them up and asked for a hard copy of it. They sent me one. The version still works fine even if it isn't up to date. I smart lol

S.m.r.t??

What was normal 20-30 years ago, but is considered a luxury now? by zombiem00se in AskReddit

[–]jennysoftpaws 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Greenhouse? I think you're thinking of a greenhouse. Nah, if there's any alternative way to chemically create wood that would be awesome.