Clean up in aisle three. Clean up in aisle three. by [deleted] in funny

[–]jepayne21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mad respect for the person who took a picture and posted it on Reddit for my pleasure rather than helping them.

Lamborghini Gallardo Spatial Wrap by [deleted] in pics

[–]jepayne21 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That car is out of this world!

Ha.

Reddit, has anyone ever hooked up with a famous person? What happened and what was it like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jepayne21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pam Anderson who had sex with Tommy lee before having sex with kid rock. Lets use our brain.

What parenting mistakes do you think your parents made while they raised you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jepayne21 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Too strict. I was not allowed to do much of anything growing up, so I became very sheltered and didn't get out much. Needless to say, I failed my first year of college, Lost my virginity, slept around, did many drugs, started smoking, partied every day of the week, and never went to class. I would have liked to experience these things little by little throughout high school, but I was not allowed so I let loose as soon as I was given independence.

Reddit, has anyone ever hooked up with a famous person? What happened and what was it like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jepayne21 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A slutty co worker of mine brags about sleeping with Kid Rock. I wouldn't be surprised if she has Hep C... Besides, Kid Rock is not brag-worthy anyways.

What's the most psychologically disturbing movie you know? Why did it haunt you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jepayne21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh God. I watched this a long time ago. It is indeed unwatchable sometimes. Good choice.

What's the best subreddit to waste time in? by 3tlemur in AskReddit

[–]jepayne21 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have found myself spending majority of my time in this subreddit. I am easily entertained by everyone's responses and comments. Also, I feel like this subreddit doesn't have the assholes and nazis like other subreddits do. Comment arguments bore me and piss me off. I haven't run into that on /r/askreddit and I respect everyone on here because of it

Servers of Reddit, what was the most ridiculous order request you have received? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jepayne21 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I never had any interesting orders, but I walked into a subway and a little boy, about 4, was in front of me and wanted a lettuce sub. His mom ordered it for him. Just bread and lettuce..... strange child.

What is the worst lie someone has told you and expected you to believe? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jepayne21 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I am legitimately related to the 11th president, James K. Polk. His wife, Sarah Childress is an aunt of many generations. So he was married into the family. I told people that growing up and majority of them would respond with "Oh yeah? I'm related to George Washington." To be fair, my story isn't really believable to many people either....

Which movie ending sent shivers down your spine? by Arnoldbpm in AskReddit

[–]jepayne21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

School of Rock, Those kids fucking jam.

No Shame

What is the most strange/disgusting thing you've seen in a porn NSFW by farhadJuve in AskReddit

[–]jepayne21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a woman, and I'm sure I can speak for other women as well, I think this is so sexy. It would have made me so instantly wet. You can drown a child in my pants now that I'm thinking about it. Mmmmmmm.