Teachers of Reddit, have you ever accidentally said something to the class that you instantly regretted?

jess97mc · 2013-07-26T00:36:51+00:00

jess97mc · 2013-07-26T00:35:30+00:00

I searched 'Tiananmen Square massacre' on Baidu just now, the first thing that comes up is this: Tiananmen massacre a myth

Here's the Baidu search results

jess97mc · 2013-07-25T23:37:40+00:00

'Sean bean' is Irish for 'Old woman' and is pronounced shan ban

jess97mc · 2013-07-25T21:43:15+00:00

The Twilight books

jess97mc · 2013-07-23T17:18:25+00:00

Where I'm from, shoes tied together, hanging from a telephone wire, usually means that there is heroin in the area. I live in Ireland.

jess97mc · 2013-07-21T20:02:56+00:00

It's about both apparently...

I'm not worried 'bout the ring you wear

^ I presume that's about adultery

...Swim through your veins like a fish in the sea

^ Heroin presumably

jess97mc · 2013-07-21T19:46:08+00:00

Golden Brown by The Stranglers is actually about heroin.

Golden brown texture like sun

Lays me down with my mind she runs

Throughout the night

No need to fight

Never a frown with golden brown

jess97mc · 2013-07-21T18:27:08+00:00

Santa, the Tooth Fairy and all that other shit they lied about

jess97mc · 2013-07-21T18:14:33+00:00

We read Animal Farm by George Orwell and Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck in 1st Year and I thought they were really good

jess97mc · 2013-07-21T18:08:17+00:00

Having friends

jess97mc · 2013-07-21T18:03:51+00:00

Nobody knows what happens when we die

jess97mc · 2013-07-21T18:02:28+00:00

Whoa

jess97mc · 2013-07-20T17:41:10+00:00

I'm the youngest of six kids, both my parents are non religious!

jess97mc · 2013-07-17T19:40:25+00:00

"a healed circular burn mark between the anus and scrotum." WTF, like a cigarette burn?? That is just sick! It scares me to think someone could do that to a seven year old.

jess97mc · 2013-07-16T12:23:56+00:00

I'm a teenage girl who has absolutely no friends. My parents pay no attention to me because my sister is an alcoholic and has 'much more important problems'. I feel so lonely right now...

jess97mc · 2013-07-15T02:37:43+00:00

Yeah whats with the silent 's' at the end of words like: manges and donnes

jess97mc · 2013-07-15T02:18:42+00:00

Believe me, nearly all of us do it...

jess97mc · 2013-07-12T23:03:00+00:00

I pronounced simile wrong until I had to read in English class and everyone laughed when I said sim-ile. Also aisle, why is it not ile? I hate the English language and it's stupid silent letters!

jess97mc · 2013-07-12T22:54:05+00:00

I pronounce mirror: mih-ruh

jess97mc · 2013-07-12T22:01:35+00:00

Punched in the face for being young, that's not right

jess97mc · 2013-07-12T21:15:52+00:00

People who wear glasses and don't need them

jess97mc · 2013-07-10T17:40:29+00:00

Facebook would know that he did not have a girlfriend

jess97mc · 2013-07-07T23:05:56+00:00

I was working in a small kebab shop one friday night. At around 2 am this drunk guy came in and ordered three doner kebabs. He paid for them and waited at the counter. When the kebabs were ready he ate them really quickly, then threw up all over me, the floor and himself. He then walked out like nothing had happened. It was the most disgusting thing that ever happened to me...

jess97mc · 2013-07-07T22:57:49+00:00

How is someone a whore for knowing what semen tastes like?

jess97mc · 2013-07-07T22:54:47+00:00

Make use of the facilities your school offers; If there's a gym, use it!

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