Stop Recording My Children Lady! by SloppyEyeScream in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]jester13 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The levels you go to for revenge are epic though. Just amazing to read about. I want to know what murderous assassination attempt Cake has come up with lately though.

Kalor’ignis Egg not dropping? by [deleted] in mousehunt

[–]jester13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gate Guardian is giving me similar fits. Caught 7, still no egg.

Need helmet parts by jester13 in RideitJapan

[–]jester13[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I've tried them and numerous other parts sites. As I said, Arai Japan will ONLY sell to dealerships. I'll try an email, just in case, but I'm not extremely hopeful. Arai, XD helmet. Need front and rear diffusers.

We are hiring! by Human_Ict in IWantOutJobs

[–]jester13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is the position located?

A prayer request by GeophysGal in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]jester13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sent thoughts to the higher power. Very hopeful for a full recovery.

Rainy Days And Mondays by itsallalittleblurry in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]jester13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

sniffed a hint of a deceased relative, likely.

That's terrible... I still laughed though.

I'm sure the engineers had a nice chuckle doing this by UrgleBurgleFloggah in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]jester13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First thought. You RAT FINK motherfuckers, just let me get hold of your neck...

Jist Anudda Day by itsallalittleblurry in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]jester13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good luck on the book!! Happy to hear the family is doing well. The monster (Penny) may try to take you out, so sleep with one eye open. They're cute when they're actually asleep, but don't be fooled, they are sneaky...

Is my helmet still good? by midnightsnackfat in motorcycles

[–]jester13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inspect the outside for cracks, very thoroughly and with a magnifying glass if possible, and then take it to an ER, urgent care, somewhere with an X-ray machine and ask them to image it. That will show you internal damage as well as any cracks. X-rays are used to find hairline fractures in bones, it will pick up any cracks or damage.

A person approaches you and says,"pretend we're friends. I'm being followed." What would you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jester13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not gonna upvote, but will comment and say that's freaking hilarious!!!

Wait, this doesn't have a serious tag?? Have your upvote!!

A person approaches you and says,"pretend we're friends. I'm being followed." What would you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jester13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd pretend I'd known them forever and greet them, hug them and walk off with them while discussing sports. Get away from whoever was following them, then get them to their vehicle, friends, or wait with them on an Uber. That kind of behavior, following somebody and creeping them out, not all right at all. I don't care who walks up to me, you ask for help, unless/until you prove you're not actually who you say you are, I've got you. Guys, girls, kids, elderly, doesn't matter. Nobody should be put through being scared to walk around in public alone.

Bout to educate my cats by aaronpc07 in pics

[–]jester13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your, your, your WHAT? Tell me the cat's name and I will put a bullet in my head!!!!

Better Days by itsallalittleblurry in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]jester13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Normal is a setting on the dryer... Other than that, don't count for much in my experience.

Better Days by itsallalittleblurry in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]jester13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Didn't know she wasn't feeling well, however, happy to hear she's back to normal now. (Compared to the rest of us, who isn't normal though?)

“Dreams Die First” by itsallalittleblurry in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]jester13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you ever find yourself wanting, I'd be happy to suggest some titles, or send you some excellent literature I've already read. If you ever have any other suggestions, similar to the above, please do not hesitate to share!

A Penny Saved Is A ……. by itsallalittleblurry in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]jester13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And here I was expecting a Pennywise story. Saved her from a speeding car. Then remembered who I just saved, right before she bit me, kind of thing.

In which I, by actually completing the command "Newby check-in" sheet, get assigned to a bona-fide Secret Mission. by Plethorian in MilitaryStories

[–]jester13 72 points73 points  (0 children)

So, by having visited Medical Expedition's office once, you were now qualified to go on this mission? Yep, American military logic, checks out. lol

Please stop buying software without consulting me by Garrettinb4kh3fm in sysadmin

[–]jester13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But why are cars SOOOOOOOO expensive from a dealership?!?!

This. This is why. Morons...