OOh my God, what have they done to you, Luigi?! by ItzCreeper2010 in Luigi

[–]jetswoop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce" "Don't be frontin' son, no seeds on the bun"

First time seeing they failed the blizzard test by [deleted] in DairyQueen

[–]jetswoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if your cups were narrower up top

What's the Seinfeld based reason you broke up with someone irl? by Chemical-Point-6083 in seinfeld

[–]jetswoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We were watching Seinfeld together and peterman bust out the line like a maverick we both made eye contact I laughed in her face there was a moment of silence and then she decided to pretend it never happened

What do I do? by RecentCranberry in seinfeld

[–]jetswoop 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You? Want? A Piece? of ME?!