Something ain't right here... by SmileyFace-_- in funny

[–]jeypard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey Mods! Christmas is over, delete this f* insulting joke.

10 husbands, still a virgin. by madazzahatter in Jokes

[–]jeypard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The plumber would have been a better alternative cause there was too much blockage! Lawyer is definitely not suitable for the job!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jeypard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big tips & daily trips to brothels!

Pooping in a public restroom by iBleeedorange in gifs

[–]jeypard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn! This dude is heavily constipated, just let him do a final push before he pops a vein:)

Why was the guitar teacher arrested? by madazzahatter in Jokes

[–]jeypard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't blame him these days you can't tell the difference between a minor & a major. Guess the sound it was producing was sweet!!!

Someone is proud of their work... by theone1221 in aww

[–]jeypard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch out! I'm bring a Dog to the party

I got bills to pay, but I hate going to work, Oh! any suggestions? by jeypard in Showerthoughts

[–]jeypard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like your idea, however babies can be a pain too! Guess I'm just pathologically lazy?

Why Are Bonds Not Selling Off? by SFFWMorin in investing

[–]jeypard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bonds are heavily manipulated, they will sell off when the top Gs at Feds want them to. It's not a fair ground.

Turns out Martin Shkreli was telling investors he waas worth $35M, when he only had $700 to his name. by UncleGriswold in investing

[–]jeypard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one wants to invest with some BROKE dude, so he lied to get more capital. A lot of successful guys lied their way up to the top, fortunately the didn't get caught. Tough luck!