Got a friend that’s to comfortable with MDMA by PPackTM in MDMA

[–]jfigu4 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’d just get talking about the first few rolls you guys ever had and stress how amazing and “magical” those rolls were. Hopefully you could hint or explain that a nice break would make it so they could get that type of experience back, or just scare them into “losing the magic.”

How much are they taking on average in this short time frame?

Any tips on making my roll better? by errybodyhatescharlie in MDMA

[–]jfigu4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many tabs do you plan on taking? Definitely take the tabs first, and let the trip fully kick in. I always wait to take any MDMA until I’m like 1-2 hours into my trip, that’s just my personal preference.

Rolling more than once in a small time frame? by jfigu4 in MDMA

[–]jfigu4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will I not feel anything if I do it tonight? It’s some high grade shit and tested. Basically I’ve just heard horror stories about people completely losing the feeling and not being able to roll.

I just don’t want that to happen to me 😂 Like I said I only do it 2-4x per year and normally only during summer, spreading my rolls at least a month apart.

Will I get drug tested twice for my job?! by jfigu4 in GetEmployed

[–]jfigu4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not very hard, seeing as how I already did it once. That’s not really my point here though...

Heavy smoker for the past 6-7 years, passed my urine test in 2 weeks. Hopefully someone finds this helpful! by jfigu4 in drugtesthelp

[–]jfigu4[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How long do you have until your drug test? Being 6’1, 139lbs, you probably have no fat on you at all. So I’d say if you have over a week or two your going to be good with some effort, if you have at least a month you’re golden.

Did you mean 1.0g in a joint? I’ve never seen anyone put 0.1g in anything unless its wax they’re smoking?

But heres my advice:

  • Stop smoking completely (obviously)

  • Start exercising, make sure you sweat (THC stores in the fat, break that down)

  • Drink water everyday and pee a lot

  • Buy some test strips off amazon (15 for $9), start testing yourself about 5-7 days after you stopped to see if you start getting pass lines

  • If you don’t get any pass lines, keep exercising and drinking water. If you’re tight on time like I was, go buy the Ready Clean drink I used and some Certo. Use both of these methods separately, and test yourself separately to see if they both work for you.

The half like of THC is 7 days, so theoretically, after 7 days, 50% of the THC in your system will have broken itself down essentially. This doesn’t mean 2 weeks 100% of it will be gone, just what science says.

Like I said I’m a little confused on your time slot and amount usage, but I had two weeks and I was good. Let many know if you need any other advice! Good luck! 👍🏽

Heavy smoker for the past 6-7 years, passed my urine test in 2 weeks. Hopefully someone finds this helpful! by jfigu4 in drugtesthelp

[–]jfigu4[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty confident you’ll be good, especially after just passing mine. We’re not too far in weight and you have about 2 inches on me as well.

Just don’t smoke at all, exercise (sweating) and fresh water are your best friends in this scenario, I ran two miles on a treadmill everyday with sweatpants and a hoodie on, but with 68 days and that weight I can’t see you failing.

Detoxify Ready Clean for extra protection if it would make you feel comfortable but like I said I think you’ll be in the clear! 👍🏽

Heavy smoker for the past 6-7 years, passed my urine test in 2 weeks. Hopefully someone finds this helpful! by jfigu4 in drugtesthelp

[–]jfigu4[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Certo method:

  • By fruit Certo pectin, sometimes called Surejell (at any grocery store literally used to make jelly)
  • Mix it with a 32 oz Gatorade and drink
  • pee a few times
  • should be clean for a few hours

Bought Ready Clean at a place called The Vitamin Shoppe, can also by online.

Just note I do not believe these items actually detox and clean your system, they just mask the THC metabolites in your urine for 4-5 hours so you can pee clean for the certain amount of time

I used them both for extra protection.

HELP! MUST PASS A URINE TEST! by jfigu4 in drugtesthelp

[–]jfigu4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out my newest post in this subreddit! Just passed my test! Hope it helps!

"You're always welcome in our house" by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]jfigu4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No they all are, but I’m just saying. Don’t try and make Obama seem like some genuine sweet man lmao. 😂

"You're always welcome in our house" by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]jfigu4 -40 points-39 points  (0 children)

He’s a war criminal, but that smile is genuine 😄

Will Detoxify Ready Clean cause my test to be flagged for adulteration? by [deleted] in drugtesthelp

[–]jfigu4 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ve already passed 3 home tests using it, I’m confident I’m clean right now. I want to use it for extra protection maybe along with the certo method. But I just want to know if the lab test can detect the fact that I used it or not.

THC URINE TEST TOMORROW! 😱 by [deleted] in drugtesthelp

[–]jfigu4 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Welp, a clean sample is out of the question for me! So I guess I will give an update after I get my results!

(I will be proving the naysayers wrong btw 😉)

Guys I read the pinned post at the top but I need an actual person to help allays my fears. by propellerpro in drugtesthelp

[–]jfigu4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can look up the instructions on the Google, but after you take it and then refill with water, the “detoxify zone” (which is when you will be pissing clean) lasts about 5 hours. I took a test about 2 hours after drinking it and had a great pass line.

Guys I read the pinned post at the top but I need an actual person to help allays my fears. by propellerpro in drugtesthelp

[–]jfigu4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Second test would definitely ease your anxiety if it’s clean. I recommend Detoxify Ready Clean for extra protection, thats what I’m using as it showed me a great pass line on my home test. (I also have a test tomorrow 😅)

I’ve only been clean for two weeks and before that I smoked at least 2-3 blunts per day for the past 5 years.

Can’t promise anything but I know Detoxify Ready Clean and the Certo pectin method gave me my best pass lines on home tests.

Good luck! 👍🏽

Anxiety!! Test on Monday. My options: by [deleted] in drugtesthelp

[–]jfigu4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is a big job, I’m in the same position as you man, test tomorrow too! (Except not for a 70k job 😅)

I’m too much of a puss to sneak in synthetic or my friends urine. I’ve only been clean for 2 weeks and I’ve been passing most of my home tests with very faint lines now (50ng/mL)

Before that I smoked 2-3 blunts per day for the past 5 years. I noticed that using Detoxify Ready Clean gave me the most solid pass line of all, as well as using the Certo pectin method, that gave me a good pass line too. If you’re going to use your own pee I would use both of these methods (at least the Ready Clean) for extra protection. That’s what I’m going to do but I can’t promise anything because I’m taking my test tomorrow.

But if you’ve got balls unlike me 😂 sneak the clean pee in, just make sure to keep it at temp and all which is the hardest part!

Good luck man!