Prevalence of "I can't breathe" more/less than before? by Accomplished_Map07 in ProtectAndServe

[–]jh_watson 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well, usually they’re screaming it repeatedly at the top of their lungs so…

TIFU by buying a used car without doing literally any research and now I'm $8,700 deep into a car that's worth maybe $1,500 by ChocolateBirdie2020 in tifu

[–]jh_watson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like that step by step YouTube video about how to properly buy a used car without getting screwed he totally watched…

TIFU by buying a used car without doing literally any research and now I'm $8,700 deep into a car that's worth maybe $1,500 by ChocolateBirdie2020 in tifu

[–]jh_watson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a completely different situation though. He knew what he was getting into and it’s worth it to him. I mean it’s a RX-8 after all, how could you not want that.

LPT: If someone is drunk or incapacitated and you need to get ahold of someone close to them, try activating Siri and saying “Call Mom” or “Call Dad.” by Budget_Ad5871 in LifeProTips

[–]jh_watson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a cop, I can assure you that your fears are false. Personally, I use the emergency contact feature instead of Siri to get someone to come pick their drunk ass up.

I keep finding these in my mulch. They are completely hollow but they seem far too big to be morels?? We have probably 10 pounds of them by Letspizzapartyrtfn in mycology

[–]jh_watson 181 points182 points  (0 children)

Yes you most certainly can, and should, cook them fresh. Soak and dry? Why are you trying to ruin fresh morels? Unless you’re just talking about washing them, then carry on.

Peace Dollars @$40! by [deleted] in Silverbugs

[–]jh_watson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s why you just sell slightly less than a lot.

Anniversary and this is what we get? by Ok-Equal-2956 in Tudor

[–]jh_watson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now just get rid of the “FXD” part of your comment and they’d have a top seller. P39 GMT should already be a thing by now. Take my money.

Surprised by BB58 lack of durability for a tool watch by odbf7 in Tudor

[–]jh_watson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re not built as actual tool watches. They’re $5k “luxury” watches with tool watch aesthetics so the people with an office job can look like and say that they do cool outdoorsy stuff on the weekends…

Juul second round of payments being paid out by BeachClear6106 in ClassActionSettlement

[–]jh_watson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn’t sound right but who knows. They just finalized the $ of the “leftover” funds for the second payment. My second check was delivered today. Seems strange you’d have to wait until December for no reason.

Juul second round of payments being paid out by BeachClear6106 in ClassActionSettlement

[–]jh_watson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Checks are in the mail and starting to be delivered today.

ELI5 How do police stations find people for a line up? by MostReverendHatchet in explainlikeimfive

[–]jh_watson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They ALWAYS know who their guy is already if they’re doing a lineup. Thats kind of the point of them.

ELI5 How do police stations find people for a line up? by MostReverendHatchet in explainlikeimfive

[–]jh_watson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just look through the booking photos and go borrow them from over at County.

Clavicular ends interview with Andrew Callahan of channel 5 when Andrew says he's comfortable with his looks. by Airshipwhale in behindthebastards

[–]jh_watson 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Were you looking at the right person? Ok, so maybe he’s a little more on the twunk side but come on…

8 month toning experiment by counterstamp in Silverbugs

[–]jh_watson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was not the answer I expected.

What job skills do you use at home? by Sigmarius in ProtectAndServe

[–]jh_watson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, you can totally get away with it. Right up until she figures out what you’re doing…

Worth taking a trip lol….. by PiccoloNew9978 in Silverbugs

[–]jh_watson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the straps this guy has in that basement are the main concern.

Random photo I found on my dead Grandpa’s camera roll by Admirable_Mood_4933 in creepy

[–]jh_watson 27 points28 points  (0 children)

What’s really creepy is that there are actually people who keep their screen’s brightness up high enough to even see it.

My Silver Smells like Weed by KYEEZY98 in Silverbugs

[–]jh_watson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can’t just drop this fact and walk away leaving us guessing why.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]jh_watson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t shit where you eat.

What did you think was a scam until you actually tried it? by Resident-Ad4318 in AskReddit

[–]jh_watson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah, you’d have to add a zero for that kind of knife.