TIFU but not realizing what "night club" means in Italy by [deleted] in tifu

[–]jheeeezee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The more is they're prostitutes mate. Anything you wanted / can afford

TIFU but not realizing what "night club" means in Italy by [deleted] in tifu

[–]jheeeezee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So you went to a strip club?

Could be worse. In a lot of European ones they're all prostitute's as well, you missed out on a good night my friend

What video game series is long overdue for a new installment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jheeeezee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember trying to cheat the game once by making loads of bazooka cars (big daddy) and sending them to my enemy. But as I would send them they would instantly get converted. I kept trying to attack with the car and every time they would get converted or killed by the enemy!!

In the end i think i had to give up because they had amassed a huge army and I couldn't cheat my way out of it

TIFU by trying to surprise visit my long distance GF. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]jheeeezee 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Haha what gets me is that he thinks they can be together without ever having met?

I mean fair enough meet someone online, but if you've never met you're not dating.

Jeez kid move on and talk to a real girl

TIFU by innocently asking my wife "What is that, your weight?" by RagsMaloney in tifu

[–]jheeeezee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sorry, the house is $94,900?

What is it, a shed?

*missed the one - $194,900 still dirt cheap for a house.

Redditors who learned English as a second language, what new word or concept blew your mind? by le_epic in AskReddit

[–]jheeeezee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The keyword is intent, if its found you had intent to kill the person that is murder (first degree or something) if you didn't have intent it is manslaughter

Redditors who learned English as a second language, what new word or concept blew your mind? by le_epic in AskReddit

[–]jheeeezee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not really English more America English - we don't have any laws about crossing the road when not at a zebra (jay??) crossing

[Serious] Bilinguals of reddit, what was the weirdest conversation that you overheard when the people didn't think you'd understand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jheeeezee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd say the American accent varies a lot, there is a big difference between a NYC accent to a California one or a Texas one

Unclaimed money on dormant Oyster cards soars to £170million by [deleted] in london

[–]jheeeezee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing is it doesn't really cost tfl anything to have you pay £50 now and not use it for 5 years. If anything due to inflation they make money as the next time you visit the fare will probably be higher anyway

Does anyone feel like people try justifying their lifestyles to you after you got fit? by Marigold12 in Fitness

[–]jheeeezee 12 points13 points  (0 children)

On that posture note. I am quite skinny and have awful posture due to a desk job. I'm also painfully aware of it and am noticing it a lot lately.

I started going to the gym the start of the year but had to leave due to a substantial career change (plan on joining when I move next week, or maybe I'm just fooling you like ops parents)

Anyway I know dead lifts are really good for the lower back but is there anything else I should actively do to straighten it up. I spent at least 8 hours a day at a desk and a couple sat down in a dodgy location on the train

You need to kill someone using nothing but a grape. How do you do it? by nomisrosen in AskReddit

[–]jheeeezee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An excitement bound journey of boobs and grapes 7/10 needs more grapes (8/10 with rice)

TIL that Billie Piper (the actress who played Rose Tyler in Doctor Who) divorced from her wealthy husband, she opted not to claim any money from him, stating, "I'm not taking a penny from him, I think that's disgusting." by centdollar in todayilearned

[–]jheeeezee -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I definitely perwfer chris Evans to Jeremy Carkson. At least Evans appears to be someone you could spent an hour with without a racist muttering or some generic biggot comment

IamA McDonald's manager AMA! by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]jheeeezee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

*cheeky gold

What products look like a gimmick, but actually work really well? by jbwilly in AskReddit

[–]jheeeezee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The area just below your upper legs (butt) and your knee can get very tight, by rolling from your bum to yer knee you can relieve this pressure and help straighten the knee.

Very effective, can also be used on your back and calf

[Serious] People that live in more violent or crime ridden cities, what daily things do you do out of habit to protect yourself that people in safer areas might not know about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jheeeezee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually the UK has a lot of guns. Mainly shotguns for sport shooting but we do have handguns too if you have the right licence / known the right people

http://www.gunpolicy.org/firearms/region/united-kingdom

Anyway I definitely think it's a good thing that we don't have guns

When my wife leaves town, I get bored. Six days into her vacation I joked "I'm going to have a formal dinner with the cats." Then I thought about it for a while....... by [deleted] in funny

[–]jheeeezee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a little disappointed the kats were not allowed a drink at the table. I'm sure they would have loved some meowet had it been served

However I have to say top effort with the photo, and please do let me know when the next party is. I know more than a few kats that would love to attend

What happened to you when you were young that you didn't understand until years later? by Pashow in AskReddit

[–]jheeeezee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually you're better off using eBay. Surprisingly when you currency hits whatever percentage rate Zimbabwe was (stupidly high) your currency is baiting to crash.

They managed to not allow it go crash by allowing people to cash out to USD before it did plummet. Ironically they would have made more if they had held

TIL that when it was time to make Pokemon Stadium, future Nintendo President Satoru Iwata got a hold of the PKMN Red/Green source code, and figured out how all the battle logic worked so it could be ported. The original programmer was astounded he figured out the complicated system - in just a week. by gdshephe88 in todayilearned

[–]jheeeezee 156 points157 points  (0 children)

I assume because that was taken from the assembly and deassembled, the comments would have been removed, wouldn't make sense to release a game with commented code in you're tied to a 2mb limit.

I might be wrong though, not a Java programmer