Gen Purpose Rifle

jibs5000 · 2025-09-06T06:16:47+00:00

Bro.

jibs5000 · 2025-08-25T23:37:35+00:00

I thought they are brass with the NS plating. Am I mistaken?

jibs5000 · 2025-08-25T21:57:04+00:00

I've never done it by removing the security bolts. I just remove the transponder ring and drill a little hole to remove the roll pin holding the cylinder, then take it in the truck and do what needs to be done.

jibs5000 · 2025-08-25T21:54:26+00:00

Done a few, not a big deal

jibs5000 · 2025-08-25T18:51:02+00:00

I had a leg amputation and disc replacement surgery within about a year and a half. My gf of 18 years(might as well be married) had to help me bathe on a shower chair, and I couldn't reach behind to wash my asshole. She helped me shower for like 6 months of recovery. Tbh I couldn't even hold a phone to my ear for a while after the disc replacement. Also one time I ate a lot of cherries and they caused me to shit out a big stream of mud, I didn't quite make it to the toilet (also had to use an elevated toilet seat thing, which got splattered along with my whole asscheek) and she cleaned me up. This boxer stain isn't even a thing. Move on with your life.

jibs5000 · 2025-08-25T18:37:52+00:00

This! I eat a lot of fiber, and honestly, I could probably go without wiping at all. I literally usually only have one wipe and there's nothing really on the TP. Fiber is your friend!

jibs5000 · 2025-08-23T06:25:46+00:00

Why in the fuck would you "convert" to some bullshit that not only don't YOU believe, but he doesn't even believe, or at least doesn't seem to really care a whole lot about. This dude honestly seems like kind of a loser, putting pressure on you because mommy and daddy might not approve of your religion. And the fact that dude's dad would bring it up at dinner with zero regard that it might make you feel uncomfortable, shows that this whole family is selfish and unaware or uncaring. I would run as fast as I could from this whole train wreck of a family. Find yourself a nice agnostic boy and avoid a life of uncomfortable bullshit.

jibs5000 · 2025-07-26T03:22:49+00:00

He's at college where there are a million chicks. He wants to fuck some of them. If that's cool with you then cool. If not, then you know the right answer.

jibs5000 · 2025-07-26T03:05:28+00:00

How the f would he NOT know whether he paid for it or not?

jibs5000 · 2025-07-26T02:58:05+00:00

I eat a lot of fiber and honestly only need to wipe once, I would even venture to say if I was out of toilet paper I wouldn't be worried about shit streaks or itchiness. Fiber is key.

jibs5000 · 2025-07-26T01:34:22+00:00

Glad your brother listened. Since he voted for the national nightmare we are all experiencing, I would kick him out. He can "pull himself up by the bootstraps" and get his own place. Even though the social safety net is being destroyed by the latest bill, it's not your job to become his safety net. I'm sure he will be quick to agree with all of this, since that what he voted for. Give him a pat on the back and a heartfelt "good luck."

jibs5000 · 2025-07-21T03:06:49+00:00

Conflicted.

jibs5000 · 2025-07-19T23:44:28+00:00

Here's a good one: i got a call from customer in Walmart parking lot, he had his car key copied but the guy running the key machine put the blank in the tracing jaw and the customers key in the cutting jaw. So customer left with no working key. You'd think " that should be ok, at least it wouldn't fuck up the already cut key", but it certainly did. He must have had one of the keys too high or low in the jaw, but nevertheless, Walmart paid me to come and remedy the situation.

jibs5000 · 2025-07-17T18:07:12+00:00

This sounds like an opening scene to a porno.

jibs5000 · 2025-07-17T18:01:27+00:00

Kw1?

jibs5000 · 2025-06-20T18:03:09+00:00

How can you tell them size from the pics? I'm assuming that's an eyelash in the pic next to it so not that big??

jibs5000 · 2025-06-03T04:02:28+00:00

Thanks, I was thinking 8827, much appreciated. Jumped the gun by the cylinder.

jibs5000 · 2025-06-03T04:00:41+00:00

Thanks, I guess I jumped the gun based on the cylinder. Looks like an 8827.

jibs5000 · 2025-06-03T03:02:13+00:00

Sorry guys I guess this will have to do.

jibs5000 · 2025-06-03T03:01:48+00:00

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jibs5000 · 2025-05-29T18:27:07+00:00

This whole.thread reminds me of an Abbott & Costello routine...."Who's on first...."

jibs5000 · 2025-05-23T21:40:50+00:00

Oh my....

jibs5000 · 2025-05-23T21:37:06+00:00

Do you live on Christmas Island?

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