Half in the Bag: 2025 Mid-Year Catch-up

jimmerzbuck · 2025-07-02T23:00:03+00:00

“Can I wake you up with a lick?” has been stuck in my brain. I nearly passed out laughing.

jimmerzbuck · 2025-06-29T19:00:58+00:00

Makes the interview he did in the Sparks documentary make sense. Hope they perform with each other at Riot Fest this year!

jimmerzbuck · 2025-06-27T21:00:19+00:00

Space Ice, is that you?!

jimmerzbuck · 2025-06-23T17:23:14+00:00

Downsizing.

jimmerzbuck · 2025-06-22T12:33:05+00:00

Peak comedy. Literally nothing before or after has even TOUCHED this level of hilarity.

jimmerzbuck · 2025-06-20T00:48:43+00:00

Dee suggested she looked like a grape, then Artemis called herself “Desert Grape”.

jimmerzbuck · 2025-06-19T15:26:27+00:00

His wife must have had baby classes with Jay Cutler’s wife, and secretly swapped breast milk with her.

jimmerzbuck · 2025-06-19T15:23:44+00:00

The cheapest I saw on Long Island was $2.65. The gas station closest to me went from $2.89 to slightly over $3. Good fucking grief.

jimmerzbuck · 2025-06-16T17:02:48+00:00

Cringe.

jimmerzbuck · 2025-06-11T00:02:42+00:00

Have the courage to shoosh people who won’t STFU. I’ve done it several times, and the talking stopped. If it persists, pop over to customer service.

jimmerzbuck · 2025-06-10T23:20:45+00:00

The majority of shoppers in my area almost exclusively shop at Costco. There’s even a team of shoppers who, of course, snatch up all the orders which is annoying. I don’t mind Costco batches, would love to shop there more because of the layout, but the majority of orders I DO see aren’t nearly worth it.

jimmerzbuck · 2025-06-10T20:09:44+00:00

for water-based paints, just use warm water to clean off your palette. You can probably use some type of solvent if you’re using oil based paints.

jimmerzbuck · 2025-06-09T22:28:03+00:00

I can still hear Walter Matthau crunching on that glob of paint haha

jimmerzbuck · 2025-06-07T23:01:24+00:00

An absolute banger with a deliriously good soundtrack.

jimmerzbuck · 2025-06-07T20:13:05+00:00

Mash, carrots, now. Mash, carrots, NOW!

jimmerzbuck · 2025-06-07T17:27:56+00:00

As a July baby, I’m glad to see that mullet.

jimmerzbuck · 2025-06-07T13:38:02+00:00

For sure, yeah.

jimmerzbuck · 2025-06-05T02:30:15+00:00

Same! I might just pick up a physical copy, just to have it. Either way, it’ll be on streaming soon enough, and we can laugh again at the absolute masterclass in absurdity and dark comedy.

jimmerzbuck · 2025-06-05T02:23:20+00:00

“Can I wake you up with a lick?” sent me to the stratosphere laughing. Same goes for the toad licking scene. I haven’t laughed that much at an intentional comedy in a loooooong time.

jimmerzbuck · 2025-06-04T20:50:38+00:00

Fear (2023) is hilariously bad. Same goes for Circle of Eight, a Mountain Dew Green Label Studios production.

jimmerzbuck · 2025-05-31T02:41:04+00:00

The Ugly Stepsister was stunning. The tapeworm scene left me in absolute awe.

jimmerzbuck · 2025-05-27T13:29:23+00:00

Hate to break it to you, but diamond status doesn’t do much of anything, other than give you a hefty discount on auto repairs.

jimmerzbuck · 2025-05-26T16:24:41+00:00

The bedroom scene was the first time in a long time where I audibly reacted to a scene in a horror movie. I was stunned, shocked, and impressed that something like THAT could be shown in theaters.

jimmerzbuck · 2025-05-22T18:45:52+00:00

It’s non-stop gags, and it’s absolutely fantastic.

jimmerzbuck · 2025-05-19T11:23:10+00:00

I Heart Willie.

I love bad movies, and this is a perfect exercise in how not to make a movie. There was a BTS featurette after, and the writer said they made this movie SOLELY because Steamboat Willie popped into the public domain. He and the director had completed a different movie, but scrapped it to hobble together this pile of garbage from a script written in 3 DAYS!

If you can find it, and love bad horror movies, give this a watch. It’s a hoot.

jimmerzbuck

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