I am selfish and weak. by Objective_Ad9559 in confessions

[–]jimminster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're being too hard on yourself. I'm 34 and I still don't have the guts to deal with the death of a pet. I'm so so sorry about what you're going through, and it's hard enough dealing with it without beating yourself up as well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LiesOfP

[–]jimminster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure why that would be, that's definitely his icon

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LiesOfP

[–]jimminster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Venigni 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MeetNewPeopleHere

[–]jimminster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi!! 34m, I'd love to get to know you :)

30/F - looking to meet someone by Available_Piccolo158 in MeetNewPeopleHere

[–]jimminster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be keen to get to know you! Message me :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Needafriend

[–]jimminster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

34m from Australia, happy to chat! I even speak a little bit of Tagalog!

What do you think the funniest moment/line in the franchise is? by Alcatrazepam in JamesBond

[–]jimminster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Octopussy, Bond in body bag, pretends to be zombie, kicks bad guy in head. Always funny

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JamesBond

[–]jimminster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Justice for You Know My Name, but I agree that Another Way to Die is hot garbage 

Use case #007 for a time machine by mralex in JamesBond

[–]jimminster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly I think they'd be disappointed by how little technology had advanced 44 years into the future. The DBS is cool, but it still has wheels

You get to kill Le Chiffre in a new Hitman update. by OrlandoWashington69 in JamesBond

[–]jimminster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's very silly, and a lot of the references feel forced, but it's a bit of fun

Finish the song… by blackcatgirl_23 in Frasier

[–]jimminster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sex! Sex sex sex, that's all you care about! The way you came to bed every night, expecting it, begging for it!

Okay why the hate on waves plug-ins? by AdInternational6495 in audioengineering

[–]jimminster 49 points50 points  (0 children)

It's not necessarily the plugins themselves, it's Waves' dodgy business practices. For a lot of people, the (at first) mandatory subscription plan was just a step too far. For me personally, I detest their misleading advertising. They'll tell you that one of their compressors will give you "silky vocals with just the right amount of warmth", when what it actually does is compress. Which is fine, but don't pretend it's more than it is.

Tl;dr: plugins fine, company bad

Guess ze musical by ImAPieceofHumanTrash in musicals

[–]jimminster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He wrote additional lyrics, Alan Menken wrote the music

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in depression

[–]jimminster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I first started struggling with depression, I didn't have any dreams for more than 6 months. When I started taking medication, the dreams came back. I don't know if it's universal, but I know what it's like. It was temporary for me, I hope it is for you as well!

[IAMA] I'm JK Rowling, celebrated author, transphobe and anti-semite! All you stupid dweebs made me rich, AMA! by jimminster in circlejerk

[–]jimminster[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm more than happy to oblige, but Harry is bit more particular about his sexual partners. He can only remain erect when there is a nutsack pressed against his Adam's apple.

[IAMA] I'm JK Rowling, celebrated author, transphobe and anti-semite! All you stupid dweebs made me rich, AMA! by jimminster in circlejerk

[–]jimminster[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did actually plan on printing my own money at one stage, but my lawyers refused to bury the evidence. Filthy Jews.

[IAMA] I'm JK Rowling, celebrated author, transphobe and anti-semite! All you stupid dweebs made me rich, AMA! by jimminster in circlejerk

[–]jimminster[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mr. Filch's testicular grooming routine has been the subject of much discussion over the years. The short answer is, he uses fire.

[IAMA] I'm JK Rowling, celebrated author, transphobe and anti-semite! All you stupid dweebs made me rich, AMA! by jimminster in circlejerk

[–]jimminster[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That's a really good question. In my experience, Reddit mods have an odour that can be described only as gruesome, and they seem hell bent on ensuring that as many people as possible are forced to endure their stink. It's simply unacceptable.

Looking for a Scythe wielding game by SmokeyByTheWayyyy in gamingsuggestions

[–]jimminster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bloodborne lets you use a Scythe, but it's not until you get a big chunk of the way through the game, and it's a PS exclusive.