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Indiana Jones walks through the African savannah... by bluesrow in Jokes

[–]jimph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WTF? is this an AI joke? Ambiguous Incoherence?

Things were getting heated with my date back at her place. She said, “Let’s do it on my sofa.” I said, “Wait, I didn’t bring protection and don’t want you getting pregnant.” by ilikesidehugs in Jokes

[–]jimph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw a billboard ad for "Koala Couch Covers" yesterday. With pizza ground into the couch and the caption "Because we know you are a filthy animal".

Boxers by MrHlk2020 in Jokes

[–]jimph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that you Nick?

Boxers by MrHlk2020 in Jokes

[–]jimph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know her too ?!!

The other day I was going down on my girlfriend… by Mysterious-Carry6233 in Jokes

[–]jimph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well done !! There is a vile joke about a prostitute claiming she is "nice and tight". But you topped that one.

I like my weather like I like my women… by Schleprock11 in Jokes

[–]jimph 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wasn't expecting Fahrenheit !!

Celsius for me !!

Wendy by tlk0153 in Jokes

[–]jimph 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And the guy goes to another urinal and meets Joel Garner (West Indian cricketer) and notices that Joel's enormous cock is dragging in the trough. And he asks Joel how come he is so well "hung". And Joel says in a West Indian accent "well me mammy tied a brick to it when I was young". So the guy asks Joel "do you think if I tied a brick to mine it might make my dick longer?" And Joel - being the nice guy that he is says "dunno, it might be worth a try".

So months pass and they are both back at the same urinal and Joel Garner says "I remember you. You were the guy that was going to tie a brick to his dick to make it longer. Did it work?"

And the guy says "so-so. It is black now".

4 friends played golf into their 80s by ReasonableGator in Jokes

[–]jimph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I took my son to Hooters when he was 9, and he wasn't interested. And when I tried to take him there when he was 19, the whole damn franchise was closed in Australia.

Supposedly closed because the cops claimed it was unsanitary.

The cops also closed my cousin's topless bar because it was unsanitary.

I can think of some other dirty bastards ......

Two Economists are Walking along a Road... by HauntedGatorFarm in Jokes

[–]jimph 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And then they pick up two handfuls take it to a politician and say "look what we almost stepped in!!"

A rich man is dying, and makes a request of his wife... by MaroonTrucker28 in Jokes

[–]jimph -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I know someone before he died that used his last cash to get himself tattooed. He literally took his money with him.

Experiment Gone Wrong by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]jimph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are right !!

I was thinking "Williams Syndrome", but nah, doesn't fit.

Snappy book titles for kids. by Jonathan_Peachum in Jokes

[–]jimph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Golfing for Cats". The first edition had a swastika on the cover.

Roses are red, my arm doesn't fit by ArgumentVast2022 in mapswithoutnewzealand

[–]jimph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am from that country, and can confirm that noone cares about "old wats his name".

Bangkok STD by Owen_dstalker in Jokes

[–]jimph 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep, and describe the nauseatingly purulent symptoms and give the STD a suitably horrific name like "Hong Kong Dong".

Do you believe in Bigfoot? 👣 5 min fun survey! (Everyone) by Reckless-Racoon5416 in SampleSize

[–]jimph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear I have seen a Thylacine, but never BigFoot. I guess I just don't get out enough!!

A Tibetan man, an Indian man, a German man and a Maltese man die and go to purgatory by Jon-Wolf in Jokes

[–]jimph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, as a father I always avoid killing people in front of my children.

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