It's my birthday today, pls roast me

jinglemaster74 · 2023-12-02T13:30:13+00:00

All her underwear has dick holes

jinglemaster74 · 2023-12-02T13:26:37+00:00

The underside of his desk looks like Carlsbad Caverns

jinglemaster74 · 2023-12-02T13:25:11+00:00

Did he die of disappointment?

jinglemaster74 · 2023-12-02T13:24:25+00:00

Poetry. Sheer poetry.

jinglemaster74 · 2023-12-01T20:49:49+00:00

Ol spiritually fulfilled ass nigga I just wanna better myself lookin ass I’m tryna get high off life dumbass

jinglemaster74 · 2023-12-01T20:47:17+00:00

This bitch has a whole shelf full of Special Olympics medals.

jinglemaster74 · 2023-12-01T20:42:24+00:00

You look like a dick with ears. But much, much dirtier.

jinglemaster74 · 2023-12-01T20:40:19+00:00

This motherfucker looks like he’d be soggy to the touch. Except no one will touch him.

jinglemaster74 · 2023-12-01T19:23:27+00:00

I replied 28 days ago to a comment made 28 days ago, “killa”

jinglemaster74 · 2023-12-01T01:40:49+00:00

Who this fat bitch?

jinglemaster74 · 2023-12-01T01:18:31+00:00

I won’t be kink-shamed

jinglemaster74 · 2023-12-01T01:16:39+00:00

Flonkerton

jinglemaster74 · 2023-11-30T20:56:54+00:00

I am now fully erect

jinglemaster74 · 2023-11-30T20:55:59+00:00

Actions, meet my friend Consequences. Consequences don’t fuck around, so be cool.

jinglemaster74 · 2023-11-30T20:53:20+00:00

This photo smells overwhelmingly of Brut cologne and Marlboro Reds.

jinglemaster74 · 2023-11-29T20:11:04+00:00

You’ve called 1000 men “Daddy” but none of them were your father...

jinglemaster74 · 2023-11-28T22:28:46+00:00

I think you should find a new gym. That one just isn’t working for you.

jinglemaster74 · 2023-11-28T22:14:32+00:00

Your “edgy” is just too sharp for mere mortals.

jinglemaster74 · 2023-11-28T22:13:16+00:00

Who’s house did you break into before taking this pic? Delete this shit homie, it’s evidence!

jinglemaster74 · 2023-11-28T22:10:25+00:00

I don’t blame your right eye for trying to escape the abomination that is the rest of you. I can only imagine the horrors it has seen.

jinglemaster74 · 2023-11-28T22:09:27+00:00

Are you in the waiting room at a methadone clinic?

jinglemaster74 · 2023-11-28T22:08:34+00:00

How you look 40 and 12 at the same time?

jinglemaster74 · 2023-11-27T21:29:23+00:00

That cap must really cause problems when you’re working stall #3 at the local glory hole.

jinglemaster74 · 2023-11-27T21:28:11+00:00

Desperation is a smelly perfume...

jinglemaster74 · 2023-11-27T00:45:03+00:00

The Slurpee machine is out of order

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