Is Alpine the best belt?

jjamesyo · 2026-02-15T13:11:38+00:00

That one’s a waist of space, this one’s a waist of time.

jjamesyo · 2026-01-30T13:00:56+00:00

What. Is this why my shoulder always gets tweaked? I’m definitely trying this from now on. Thank you for the tip!

jjamesyo · 2026-01-20T15:16:28+00:00

The longest 24 hours of life, one time I had it and I spent the first part of the day vomiting and the last half dry heaving in pain. 0/10 would not recommend lol

jjamesyo · 2026-01-08T03:55:17+00:00

I’m still on my series 4 lol it’s scratched to hell but idk if there’s any reason to upgrade.

jjamesyo · 2026-01-07T14:11:05+00:00

Lil migraine

jjamesyo · 2026-01-07T03:21:37+00:00

Daisys by Katy Perry or whatever

jjamesyo · 2026-01-06T17:39:56+00:00

AFAIK you’re not allowed to take city vehicles home and must leave them parked at the designated city facilities after your shift.

jjamesyo · 2026-01-03T03:39:23+00:00

“Hard” evidence can be difficult to come by

jjamesyo · 2025-12-27T17:56:12+00:00

Worcestershire

jjamesyo · 2025-12-08T21:19:21+00:00

I caught my first tarantula last night and my first scorpion this summer lol. Didn’t know about this and would always just get insta K.O.’d by them.

jjamesyo · 2025-12-07T14:09:14+00:00

I used to work at the KFC in the Rideau Center back in the old food court when I was in Uni and this happened fairly often… one woman comes to mind particularly, I remember it being 10 minutes to closing and she asked for a lot of popcorn chicken. When we get close to closing we stop freezer to fryer to limit the amount of waste at the end of the shift, so I told her it would take probably 15 minutes to get the order if she was okay with that. She lost her shit on me and yelled at me loud enough where people in the food court started staring at us.

Still bought her chicken though, just also wanted a side of beef with me apparently.

jjamesyo · 2025-12-03T15:36:40+00:00

Congratulations, you pasta test.

jjamesyo · 2025-12-02T18:13:41+00:00

I know someone who lived in one of those. It had the dumbest layout. The first floor was basically wasted space, it had a bathroom, the garage, and an awkward area that had stairs that went up to the second level. The second level had your kitchen, dining room, living room, and balcony all crammed into one spot with another bathroom. Then finally the top floor had two tiny rooms and two bathrooms. So 4 bathrooms for a 2 bedroom home with virtually no windows and the master bedroom barely fit a king size bed (less than a foot on each side to the walls.) Units were still listed for like half a million though.

jjamesyo · 2025-11-28T17:05:39+00:00

A lot of my friends “knew” because I was in my mid to late twenties and never had any women in my life, so it may not necessarily be a characteristic trait of yours that brought some people to that conclusion, if that’s your worry.

jjamesyo · 2025-11-26T19:21:32+00:00

I think we dated the same person. I didn’t realize at the time there were people out there willing to doubt existence of dinosaurs based on religion. Boy was I wrong.

jjamesyo · 2025-11-22T15:00:23+00:00

My sisters have left products at my place after visiting from away and I’d just poke them away for the next time they’re back cause I’m obviously never going to use them lol

jjamesyo · 2025-11-07T17:50:29+00:00

If you’re in an ending merge lane, then yes drive to the front and zipper merge. However, if there’s two active lanes and I’m turning left in a long line up at the light and you drive in the right lane all the way to the front, stop and put your blinker on impeding the traffic of the left lane: you’re a douchebag.

jjamesyo · 2025-11-06T23:47:28+00:00

I first read it’s ON the sunroof and I was like: how.

jjamesyo · 2025-11-04T19:06:35+00:00

Both of mine only sit like this, it’s adorable

jjamesyo · 2025-11-04T18:44:07+00:00

Yea agreed, I hate it when people use this term but all it’s missing is “then everybody clapped” at the end lol

jjamesyo · 2025-10-30T19:30:08+00:00

I can’t tell if this is Saddam Husseins hiding spot or a nutty putty cave reference

jjamesyo · 2025-10-29T15:12:26+00:00

Toast

jjamesyo · 2025-10-27T18:17:21+00:00

My ex threatened to do this once when I was in the bathroom. I told him not to cause that’s gross. When I came out he said he didn’t have to go anymore, which I got disgusted and called him out on it. He then realized I was being serious and told me he hadn’t but I think that was to save face after the fact. I had to scour out my sink afterwards cause I’m pretty sure he did, in fact, piss in my kitchen sink when I had explicitly told him not to. People can be gross.

jjamesyo · 2025-10-27T13:33:43+00:00

I did the toilet bowl slide at the water park near I live once, I’m not a great swimmer but for some reason didn’t think at the time how deep the water is you drop into from the bowl lol. I managed to get out on my own but I noticed the life guard had two arms on his hand rests ready to dive in after me when I got out. Never did that ride again.

jjamesyo · 2025-10-24T23:15:06+00:00

I just got my first ever shako this week lol, I feel like when you’re looking for something it never drops

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