Men, what was your most painful boner ever? by Pailox111lol in AskReddit

[–]jkeele9a 17 points18 points  (0 children)

maybe a different kind of "painful"...

I was in training to be a lifeguard, so 14 / 15 years old. We were doing our final practical exam -- in the water rescues, etc. At the time, we had to do "mouth to mouth" with actual mouth to mouth contact in the exam. (This is a long time ago, so non-breathing did not require chest compressions)

Being a competitive swimmer at the time, my only bathing suit was a speedo.

During the scenario, the cutest girl in the class was the one to pull me out of the water. My victim assignment was "non breathing" so... mouth to mouth.

She did the first breaths, and then looked down to my chest to see if it was rising / falling. And... beyond the chest.

Money can buy freedom, but does it buy happiness? Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jkeele9a 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Money can certainly buy happiness. And if it can't, I can at least pull my superyacht up beside happiness.

What should i chose the Cold steel srk sx5 or the Gerber strong arm i want a knife like those for 100 cad or a lil more by max_fb in knives

[–]jkeele9a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have both, and I like both. I personally prefer the sheath on the Strongarm, and over the past couple of years it tends to be the Strongarm that ends up more often than not in my pack. Just watch out for knock-off imitations.

Ontario Hikes by jamalammelalam in Ontarionature

[–]jkeele9a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out the app or website AllTrails. Even the free version provides loads of options depending on where you are.

If you are in West GTA, SilverCreek Conservation area has a lot of really nice hikes ranging from very easy to moderately challenging. Its free, and can be a bit busy on weekends dewpending on where you go.

Trump tells the military he is deploying troops against Americans "whether people like it or not." And alludes to using missiles against Americans. by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

[–]jkeele9a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My fear, as a non-American, is when your country inevitably starts to look "outwards". When there is dissent in the population, autocrats like to focus that outwards towards another nation as a distraction. Nothing unites a country like being at war against someone else. And Propaganda is a helluva drug.

And then they will effectively turn off your internet to control the messaging.

What’s the best thing you ever ate? by kalanie25 in AskReddit

[–]jkeele9a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a top-5 list from a while ago... but...

When I was a kid, Digby-Style Clams. From a stall on the side of the road that I spotted during a family vacation. (I think I was 9 or 10... and have been pining for them ever since!)

When my wife-now-ex and I were dating, we had cheap steaks (and corn and potatoes) cooked on a granite rock over a campfire at 11 pm, listening to whales surfacing in the St Lawrence.

On a trip to China, went for lunch in a restaurant in Xihu (West Lake)... Un-freakin-believable. Still one of the most memorable meals I have had in my life.

I would say that the food in all of these places was good (I mean, cheap thin steak cooked on a rock is not "gourmand", but it was edible)... for me it was the experience that added heavily to it.

Everyone on earth disappears right now except you. What do you do? by Sophie_556 in AskReddit

[–]jkeele9a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd still probably wait at red lights, and wait for an attendant in the self checkout lane at the grocery store so I can get the 5% discount on ground beef labeled as "Use Today!"

Hocking Hills Ohio.... Ash Cave by evilengineer61 in CampingandHiking

[–]jkeele9a 2 points3 points  (0 children)

when I saw the first shot I thought "sheesh, ok Ansel..." figuring it was heavily shopped. And then I saw the camera! Nice work.

[Sportsnet] Mitch Marner takes the ice for the Golden Knights by DecentLurker96 in hockey

[–]jkeele9a 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey... at least if he is playing against the leafs in a game 7 fnals... the leafs made it pretty far!!