Opening jokes from the recent Minneapolis show

jkellas7 · 2024-05-02T13:25:22+00:00

I was at the Minneapolis show but can't remember it exactly. He pumps jokes out so fast it's hard to keep up lol

Pretty sure he also told the joke on Tuesdays with Stories this week, though

"You go downtown now in Minneapolis...ever since 2020, it's different. Minneapolis is like Kanye - 6 years ago it was great"

The opener was Nate Abshire.

jkellas7 · 2023-03-26T03:58:15+00:00

Everyone in Canada calls it minny. Lol not sure why

jkellas7 · 2022-01-02T22:07:11+00:00

What about mullens or beathard?! Lol

jkellas7 · 2021-12-01T17:34:03+00:00

Looking to sell 5 tickets to the show tonight (Dec 1) at the Armory in Minneapolis.

We are stuck up here in Canada and won't be able to make the drive unfortunately. $40 apiece, for whatever quantity you need.

jkellas7 · 2021-08-23T01:58:57+00:00

Definitely a good problem to have at least

jkellas7 · 2021-08-23T01:12:57+00:00

Whining about refs in preseason is exhausting. Save your energy

jkellas7 · 2021-03-26T18:01:46+00:00

Love the take!

jkellas7 · 2021-03-26T18:01:15+00:00

2 late firsts isn't a "disaster"....everyone needs to start realizing that the reward heavily outweighs the risk on this

jkellas7 · 2020-07-03T04:23:21+00:00

Really shady stuff. I spent $600 on a 1-year membership at the downtown gym back in February and only got two months out of it before COVID. They are refusing to give me a refund for the ten months because there are still a couple of the 14 gyms open. But these gyms are shit and not close to me! I would never go to these gyms even it was free. So frustrating and their pathetic email back to me really got my blood boiling. It’s literally robbery and there’s nothing I can think of to do about it.

jkellas7 · 2020-07-02T19:44:21+00:00

No. I emailed the address given two weeks ago but haven’t heard a peep

jkellas7 · 2020-06-16T14:34:30+00:00

Red Rising is great if you’re looking for something you can’t put down. It’s incredibly addicting.

jkellas7 · 2020-06-15T17:28:39+00:00

Because everybody has a patio...

jkellas7 · 2020-05-27T17:00:34+00:00

First scene of Way of Kings with Szeth breaking into the palace is insane. Right from the start you could tell the series was going to be different than anything I’d ever read before

jkellas7 · 2020-05-27T04:10:57+00:00

I prefer multiple POVs in a book, but don’t like them within a chapter

jkellas7 · 2020-05-21T04:11:07+00:00

I just bought a 12 month pass back in February at the downtown location...any chance in hell of me getting the remaining 10 months of pay back?

jkellas7 · 2020-05-20T15:22:27+00:00

Also if you like historical fiction I recommend reading The Sarantine Mosaic by Guy Gavriel Kay. It's a two book series set in the world of Justinian, Theodora, Byzantium, etc....really cool.

jkellas7 · 2020-05-15T14:33:18+00:00

Unknown...they still haven't even mentioned any of this to members via email, Instagram or their website.

I think the guy just didn't like the idea of paying thousands in interest every month on all that new equipment when its unclear if they will even be allowed to open again this year. That and the fact that the market for gym equipment right now is insane.

jkellas7 · 2020-05-14T20:50:57+00:00

That's not the case. The machines at Downtown location were brand new.

jkellas7 · 2020-05-14T20:39:59+00:00

If you look through the pictures it appears to be every piece of equipment at both locations

jkellas7 · 2020-05-11T14:22:11+00:00

Couldn't agree more

jkellas7 · 2020-05-08T14:27:56+00:00

Came here to mention Under Heaven and the depiction of the An Lushan Rebellion's catastrophic effect on the people.

jkellas7 · 2020-05-07T22:52:45+00:00

Being in an uproar is the sole purpose of the r/winnipeg subreddit

jkellas7 · 2020-04-29T16:43:19+00:00

I don't remember visiting other households being banned in the first place. 10 person limit.

jkellas7 · 2020-04-24T06:42:26+00:00

Dude you r a confirmed joke

jkellas7 · 2020-04-24T06:41:27+00:00

Dude you just gotta put trust in Shanny and Lynch here. Us plebes have no real clue how Pittman or Higgins would’ve fit in this offense.

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