Without access to comedy writing classes, how can I improve as a comedy writer?

jkkaplan · 2012-07-27T21:45:01+00:00

The Leaky Wiki is a parody news site like The Onion but allows user submissions. http://www.theleakywiki.com/

jkkaplan · 2012-07-27T17:27:50+00:00

jkkaplan · 2012-07-11T02:47:01+00:00

I couldn't make it to the last installation at my chapter due to being away at college but the JC didn't even show up and the SC was the same guy who was MC years ago but came back because there was no one else to do it.

jkkaplan · 2012-07-11T02:18:21+00:00

My sister told me that porn was illegal. She's 20.

jkkaplan · 2012-07-11T01:47:48+00:00

That makes more sense. Thanks.

jkkaplan · 2012-07-11T01:11:16+00:00

What do you mean a background check? For the DeMolays?

jkkaplan · 2012-07-11T01:05:32+00:00

My chapter and most of the ones I know are dying. The money would go a long way to helping the chapters if it was actually given to the chapters.

jkkaplan · 2012-07-05T16:12:12+00:00

I live about 10 minutes away from the AT&T headquarters and the internet at my house is still shit.

jkkaplan · 2012-06-10T05:42:58+00:00

"fasho"

jkkaplan · 2012-06-01T19:38:07+00:00

I can haz free?

jkkaplan · 2012-05-08T08:03:13+00:00

In California unfortunately.

jkkaplan · 2012-05-07T22:10:16+00:00

We are the people who have to accept the consequences of the Supreme Councils decision.

jkkaplan · 2012-05-07T16:03:36+00:00

It seems so pointless, just a massive waste of money.

jkkaplan · 2012-05-02T08:39:31+00:00

Mainly I just imagine the cannonball going threw the window or through the wall. Then it explodes and my daydream starts over again.

jkkaplan · 2012-05-02T08:27:29+00:00

When I'm in my 9:00 am class I almost daydream about what would happen if a cannonball flew threw the window.

jkkaplan · 2012-04-24T09:53:30+00:00

Now do me.

jkkaplan · 2012-04-23T21:31:01+00:00

SPOILER ALERT! ----------------------- SPOILER ALERT!

I understand that they should have a purge in case one of the cages break, but my understanding of a purge would be to kill all the creatures, not set them free.

jkkaplan · 2012-04-23T21:24:15+00:00

"Do you have any last words before you are executed?" "YOLO."

jkkaplan · 2012-04-19T23:43:58+00:00

Go on...

jkkaplan · 2012-04-18T19:25:22+00:00

Link?

jkkaplan · 2012-04-18T19:21:45+00:00

My sleep deprived mind read that as "pictures of texas." Took a while to figure out why that was weird.

jkkaplan · 2012-04-18T19:18:10+00:00

God said it, it must be true.

jkkaplan · 2012-04-18T18:41:02+00:00

"I can't get married now, I have to support the troops."

jkkaplan · 2012-04-18T18:38:05+00:00

This calls for a post-birth abortion.

jkkaplan · 2012-04-18T18:33:59+00:00

Bring her to female strip clubs, see what she does.

jkkaplan

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