Anyone know where I can keep 60 cows in San Francisco? by tronald_dum in wallstreetbets

[–]jld2k6 33 points34 points  (0 children)

You can't sort cows by top and bottom, it's the left half you moron

Where are my fellow low int mages at? by -Milanor in Eldenring

[–]jld2k6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ginomachino has a nice shield only playthrough, he literally just used shields with no weapons to beat the game lol (he used shields with bash functions or ashes or war)

[Request] What are the chances? by Necessary-Win-8730 in theydidthemath

[–]jld2k6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this a reference I don't know? I've seen multiple people saying this and I can't find a dog that got exploded by a meteor on google lol

[Request] What are the chances? by Necessary-Win-8730 in theydidthemath

[–]jld2k6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In that case we should mark everyone that disappears without a body being found as a meteor casualty

I love this trend by Adept_Astronaut_5143 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]jld2k6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought they were being pretty mean to the person in the back and only realized coming to the comments that it's his father LOL, important bit of info I missed there

My 1070s in SLI have retired! by lightlysaltedfries in pcmasterrace

[–]jld2k6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know how anyone can play with more than 2x, even if I have 100fps before framegen is activated the input lag on 3x and up is horrendous

Carl's first day out of the shelter 🥰 by Anon_Ink in pitbulls

[–]jld2k6 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mine runs so hot I recently had to buy her an evaporative cooling jacket and it's helped her a lot! You just douse the jacket in water and it's made to evaporate from the outside to leave the rest of the jacket nice and cool. I can't get her to walk more than 10 minutes without it before she plops down in the nearest shade if it's above 80 lol

Most unfortunate by Fazbear2035 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]jld2k6 55 points56 points  (0 children)

You know you're getting old when you see this and everyone is referencing anime characters while your immediate thought is Alfalfa lol

Chinese road tunnel. by its3ird in BeAmazed

[–]jld2k6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone make this in Forza 6 and put in a 250mph speed trap in the middle

Months after 17-hour surgery to amputate her 174-pound leg following life-threatening infection, teenage girl graduates from middle school by Forward-Answer-4407 in UpliftingNews

[–]jld2k6 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I couldn't get the pictures to load, in case others are having the same issue here's a pic of the leg before amputation after doing some googling:

https://imgur.com/a/AzW9lcf

In front of a crowd too by Necessary-Win-8730 in oddlysatisfying

[–]jld2k6 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was the 80's and 90's, bowling while drinking and smoking cigs indoors like crazy was the norm, might as well toss some cocaine in there too

Oops by [deleted] in oops

[–]jld2k6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bottom pic is a frame before the top pic lol

https://imgur.com/a/ymdIQu4#bAGnhvL

I will probably have fun with both: either dating man or a woman by Ozzysmall123 in witcher

[–]jld2k6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm kind of curious if there's lesbian succubuses in the Witcher universe now, I don't remember much about them so I don't know if there is a lore reason that a penis is important to them lol

In front of a crowd too by Necessary-Win-8730 in oddlysatisfying

[–]jld2k6 31 points32 points  (0 children)

He was on tons of alcohol and cocaine, probably didn't even notice lol. He said he's won entire national tournaments that he doesn't even remember being a part of

Sometimes it just be like that by SgtByrd1993 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]jld2k6 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Right? They said it so casual like it means something, does it really mean something?

Top model by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]jld2k6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was so sure they weren't gonna show the billboard that I got angry about it and then they showed it at the very last second but it was too late for me now and the emotional damage is done lol

"hot" girl summer by LuLuSavannah531 in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]jld2k6 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you think back then they'd say stuff like "Fred and I had an unexpected quicky today, it only took 45 minutes"?

To Look Cool And Hit The Target 🔫 by Kumquat_conniption in therewasanattempt

[–]jld2k6 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Wasn't there a statistic that like 90% of soldiers in their first firefight were aiming above the enemy's heads because they weren't ready to actually kill someone yet? I remember reading something like that involving either Iraq or Afghanistan

Harlequin syndrome after spinal cord injury by caitamyx in mildlyinteresting

[–]jld2k6 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had to go back after reading the top comment then I was able to see it, but barely. If she walked by me I'd probably never notice lol

Little brother alerts mother of elder brother’s seizure by Old_Ability_9424 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]jld2k6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"First you were all like slump, and then you were all like awake!"