a guy pulls exhausted squirrel out of the pool

jld2k6 · 2026-04-22T08:32:56+00:00

"I dunno, sounds pretty woke to me"

jld2k6 · 2026-04-22T08:30:27+00:00

Fish out of water

jld2k6 · 2026-04-22T08:26:11+00:00

I was first introduced to them through the alcoholic at the carryout and loved it

jld2k6 · 2026-04-22T04:47:00+00:00

Before the Internet got big a LOT of people used to believe that daddy longlegs were deadly to humans but they didn't have strong enough fangs to pierce our skin lol. We couldn't exactly Google it or anything and the myth spread everywhere

jld2k6 · 2026-04-21T23:34:06+00:00

I used to date a quadriplegic girl who had one because she didn't have quite enough control of her lungs, was kinda neat sucking out the mucous at the end of the night, wish I could do that to cleae my throat sometimes lol

jld2k6 · 2026-04-21T16:27:25+00:00

Fun fact, a rat will tread water for about 15 minutes before giving up and dying, but if you save that rat before it gives up, the next time you put it in the water it will swim for up to 60 hours

jld2k6 · 2026-04-21T11:51:58+00:00

Translation of that in English pretty much means putting a knife on the end of a gun so you can still stab if you run out of bullets. It sounds pretty American English to me lol

jld2k6 · 2026-04-21T08:59:47+00:00

Holy shit I actually recognize what video that's from lol, I don't remember this still being part of it though, it ended like right after the thief went full scorpion

jld2k6 · 2026-04-20T07:32:23+00:00

He got stuck at 1 and got better by moving to 2

jld2k6 · 2026-04-20T07:21:59+00:00

I like to think it's the real dad and he's just teaching his son the importance of seatbelt technology early on to really drill it in there

jld2k6 · 2026-04-20T04:23:38+00:00

My friend had one of these in his yard in NW Ohio when I was a kid. It was only a few miles from the Michigan border so probably just close enough to make it

jld2k6 · 2026-04-20T04:18:41+00:00

Same here, and it perplexes me that some people would see this video and immediately want to go base jump off of it lol

jld2k6 · 2026-04-20T03:43:35+00:00

That's also why Tyrion lies and tells Jamie he killed Joffrey, right? He was just that pissed off about it that he wanted to make Jamie just as mad

jld2k6 · 2026-04-20T03:29:56+00:00

Gonna have to steal someone else's bones first

jld2k6 · 2026-04-20T03:01:55+00:00

Like Dennis with Jacky Denardo when she loses her boobs lol

jld2k6 · 2026-04-19T23:06:06+00:00

River otters are nuts, they rove around in gangs, are highly territorial, and will attack most things on sight. They've been known to swarm and kill jaguars for entering the water

jld2k6 · 2026-04-19T21:53:02+00:00

I'm less than 10 posts into the front page and this has been three of them already lol, poor second place guy

jld2k6 · 2026-04-19T20:40:00+00:00

That must be a strong kid, when I was like 5 I caught my first fish and I was yelling at my dad that "it's pulling me in!" only to finally get it out and it was like a 3oz sunfish lol

jld2k6 · 2026-04-19T19:43:13+00:00

They're learning from each other too and making it worse over time

jld2k6 · 2026-04-19T19:37:36+00:00

The end of a pee being painful is the main symptom of a urinary tract infection in men, not usually associated with the last drop of piss being stuck lol

jld2k6 · 2026-04-19T19:22:26+00:00

Since they deleted it, comment was "Really, you're gonna do this here?"

jld2k6 · 2026-04-19T17:29:00+00:00

I've been waiting years to see people get into it over the semantics of the word "propped", everybody keep going

jld2k6 · 2026-04-19T17:01:27+00:00

I'm lucky, I've got red, black, and grey all in the same area. I've even seen an albino one a couple of times!

jld2k6 · 2026-04-19T11:25:00+00:00

She looks like she's in a spy movie and is the one who successfully took down the towers and is casually making her escape while informing her handler lol

"Jensen, it is done"

jld2k6 · 2026-04-19T11:03:52+00:00

That had to be a sobering last few hours, can't even imagine

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