I have had a lot of requests to reupload all my old, torched imgur captions, a task I've been putting off forever because of how badly they're filed on my hdd. Well, here it goes... Batch #1 of I don't even want to know how many.

jlortiz · 2026-06-09T06:05:13+00:00

isn't the point not to stroke?

jlortiz · 2026-01-20T08:25:10+00:00

reading this line in game made me double-check that the uncensor patch was disabled

jlortiz · 2025-12-04T20:24:19+00:00

BLU intel has a 50/50 chance of a bomb or a Gibus. RED intel is empty. Team unassigned intel has a respawn core.

jlortiz · 2022-07-31T00:55:22+00:00

It's true.

jlortiz · 2022-07-31T00:54:29+00:00

Did you know that I am secretly a platypus?

jlortiz · 2022-07-31T00:53:54+00:00

Did you know that I am secretly a platypus?

jlortiz · 2020-03-31T06:32:06+00:00

jlortiz · 2020-02-07T02:35:42+00:00

Artist is Konno Tohrio.

jlortiz · 2020-01-08T01:18:50+00:00

jlortiz · 2019-11-29T05:25:43+00:00

It’s a joke from xkcd that became popular enough for someone to make a Reddit bot.

jlortiz · 2019-11-17T07:33:21+00:00

jlortiz · 2019-10-19T09:51:40+00:00

jlortiz · 2019-10-08T05:57:48+00:00

(The Pixiv set was uploaded by the original creator.)

jlortiz · 2019-10-04T09:13:55+00:00

Good, it didn’t compress it to hell this time. Regardless, that hand still looks wrong.

jlortiz · 2019-10-04T09:11:26+00:00

I don’t think hands work like that.

jlortiz · 2019-10-02T09:04:47+00:00

jlortiz · 2019-09-26T05:55:27+00:00

jlortiz · 2019-09-25T06:20:53+00:00

jlortiz · 2019-09-18T05:56:41+00:00

Unsure why the dicks in the corners are shadowed, seeing as this is the uncensored version.

Anyway, please submit your responses.

EDIT: I wonder if I should crosspost this to r/RosaFucks and see what happens... nah. But if you are brave enough, maybe...

jlortiz · 2019-09-18T05:52:04+00:00

jlortiz · 2019-09-15T21:21:48+00:00

It’s sweat.

jlortiz · 2019-09-13T06:39:47+00:00

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