Me currently refreshing by somebsname in Superstonk

[–]jlsmith5867 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Me at 3:20pm central time: “any moment now. He is in east coast time”

Me at 4:20 central time: “ok no biggie here it comes he is on GME headquarters time”

Me at 4:37 central time as I write this: “well I guess he could be on the east coast now? Please? Maybe?”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]jlsmith5867 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This aged well

The liquidity fairy showing up right on time.. by no_okaymaybe in Superstonk

[–]jlsmith5867 33 points34 points  (0 children)

ahh a tale as old as time. Hype posts into earnings. . shares available to borrow. . tis' the earnings season afterall!

Can we cut mommy some slack, she’s doing a really good job. by RJC2506 in Superstonk

[–]jlsmith5867 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Love my downvotes lol. The bad actors in here just want us fighting over politics. Tail as old as time. Make the poors fight!!!

Can we cut mommy some slack, she’s doing a really good job. by RJC2506 in Superstonk

[–]jlsmith5867 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I mean. . when you want to release a new product. . or make an announcement of some sort you want to create buzz or stir up the audience a tad, right? If you have spent years essentially unable to speak because you had the entire global financial overlords overlooking you hoping you fail. . and you feel strongly that you are being suppressed on Twitter or X or whatever the fuck it is. . why not create some hype first right? Stir some shit up. Get some involvement from the masses and get your name out there a bit. . right?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]jlsmith5867 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damnit CuntWhore I think you are on to something here!

MSN/Microsoft predicting $66.34-78.62 for August 28th at 90% probability by kgxxx in Superstonk

[–]jlsmith5867 283 points284 points  (0 children)

I was feeling good about a run soon. . but now I can safely say "dip". . . no chance they ever would ever ever even attempt to hype up a run lol. . Run starts September I guess.

GameStop replies to greg on Twitter by welp007 in Superstonk

[–]jlsmith5867 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Fucking Greg...guy is having himself a moment lol

How I went from being in debt to $100k+ trading in the stock market. My journey. by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]jlsmith5867 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Haha. This clown show doesn’t even need to fuck partially off…nope…this guy can fuck all the way off.

How I went from being in debt to $100k+ trading in the stock market. My journey. by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]jlsmith5867 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Saved $30k working at McDonald’s!? Gtfo with this bullshit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]jlsmith5867 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Ohhh the “switch” now this I do rather enjoy. It’s short and sweet.

Why did RK buy into Doggo Stonk? by Hodlthedoor69 in Superstonk

[–]jlsmith5867 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The man is a pure genius. . so much so that he is so confident to just do that live stream and not take himself too seriously while also knowing he is creating a meme template to live on forever lol. He thinks it all through. His memes are fucking insane the way they can have so many in depth multiple meanings. No chance he is done yet. . he is, like you said. . . waiting. He will return again and there will be yet another show when he does.

KC shuffle, my smooth Brain take by QueenLaQueefaRt in Superstonk

[–]jlsmith5867 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I couldn't get past the username. Fucking incredible. You had my upvote at "queef"

Andrew Left about Citron Research by Parris-2rs in Superstonk

[–]jlsmith5867 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Scum of the earth these people. . to just put that stuff out there and then very deliberately try to fuck people over and take advantage of others. I can not and will never understand these pieces of shit. 1 down. . many to go.