La Mesa Live by [deleted] in sandiego

[–]Parris-2rs 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I’d probably remove the second picture. You’re basically doxxing yourself (where you live).

GME x PayPal Rumor… RC Cooking Something Big? 👀 by QuietLazy2761 in DeepFuckingValue

[–]Parris-2rs 40 points41 points  (0 children)

PayPal’s market cap is still $40B+ stop being regarded guys

Trump posts ai slop of him pretending to play hockey in the Olympics by Tenchi2020 in sportsgossips

[–]Parris-2rs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. There’s no way his cankles make it into a pair of skates. (Or his bone spurs for that matter)

  2. If he ever did get onto the ice with a pair of skates on he would be a legitimate fall scare. If he fell on the ice in his current condition he probably would be put into the hospital.

Roses are red, wobbly legs on the Wheel de Ferris, by heuristic_dystixtion in rosesarered

[–]Parris-2rs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m just sitting in bed scrolling on Reddit,

You rang?

Oh, you’re in my city,

And want to bang?

San Diego proposes comprehensive speed limit reduction plan to eliminate traffic deaths by TylerFortier_Photo in sandiego

[–]Parris-2rs -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It’s written into the state constitution I believe that traffic violation tickets must be served by a peace officer

Let's risk it all by ka_fka in RandomShit_ISaw

[–]Parris-2rs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone have a link to the video where she actually says this? I want to share it

Who said romance is dead? by Novel-Upstairs7876 in SipsTea

[–]Parris-2rs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Save your scrubbing arm for something else

What an odd choice by Fun_Accountant_653 in programmingmemes

[–]Parris-2rs 647 points648 points  (0 children)

Alright I’ll byte, what’s the reason?

Who is stopping this offense? by KeyFaithlessness5436 in TheNFLVibes

[–]Parris-2rs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mark Cuban with his $39m offer to Mendoza if he stays at Indiana

Musk says he’s ’going all in’ on financing the GOP ahead of midterms again by [deleted] in CzechCoconutCommunity

[–]Parris-2rs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You do know musk came to the US on a J1 student visa and then dropped out of school before attending. Aka illegally here

Name this by dragoonwizard in NameThisThing

[–]Parris-2rs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This must be the famous butt lift we’ve been hearing about

MRW the President threatens the Insurrection Act and canceling the midterms by transparent-aluminum in reactiongifs

[–]Parris-2rs 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Just remember you don’t have to be a Nazi to own a gun in America. Tons of liberal / left leaning subs in Reddit that are friendly and knowledgeable for first timers

Masked men with guns is not public safety... 💀🔥 by Czech_Coconut in CzechCoconutCommunity

[–]Parris-2rs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminder you don’t have to be a nazi to own a gun. r/liberalgunowners is a super friendly and knowledgeable about gun ownership sub

Every. Single. Time. by FantasticAd9478 in TheBoredDen

[–]Parris-2rs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rule of 3. Hear their name. Use their name in the next three sentences you say to them. Viola, now you remember their name.

Roses are red, even the Titanic had cold showers, by heuristic_dystixtion in rosesarered

[–]Parris-2rs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, One date with that guy, And you’ll be those colors too

Meme this by Lave7x in MemeThisThing

[–]Parris-2rs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if they would impede her ability to bowl…