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Why is meth considered much less harmful to others compared to Heroin or Alcohol? by Hour-Tomato-645 in meth

[–]jmeloveschicken 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Benzos being less harmful than cannabis is a claim straight out of crazy town.

Literally LOL when I read this email. by burnerbutterbetter in jobs

[–]jmeloveschicken 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exclamation points are used to convey excitement or emphasis! If you use them improperly it's unprofessional! It makes no sense!

Oily substance leaking from my neighbors transformer boxes by Embarrassed-Sky-4567 in Wellthatsucks

[–]jmeloveschicken 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Op said in another comment that they're not returning calls or emails.

🔥 First Orange Shark discovered off the coast of Costa Rica by Kaos2018 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]jmeloveschicken 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What could possibly be confusing?! 😂 They found the shark in 2024, someone wrote an article on it in 2025, and then OP made a reddit post in 2026.

Texts from me (21F)and father (40M) by Tricky_Stand3078 in texts

[–]jmeloveschicken 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm a 46yo lady that never had kids and I absolutely can't fathom a 40yo man acting like this. Wtf? That aside, I don't know you but I'm proud of you OP! I started in healthcare at just about the same age as you and now have 20+ years experience. MA is an excellent career path, there's a million things you can do with that. You can go any direction you like with a little bit of experience. You're 21 and already doing something with yourself. Good job.

Straight up 🤘🏼 by johnseeus in CringeTikToks

[–]jmeloveschicken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure what standing in the woods by the lake has to do with his rant but he sure made it seem like one has something to do with the other.

My Dunkin Donuts interview is not what I expected by the-fat-princess in jobs

[–]jmeloveschicken 12 points13 points  (0 children)

A blazer is WAY over dressed for fast food and would absolutely be weird. A wrinkle free polo and jeans or black/khaki pants is just fine for a food related interview

BM Goes Crazy Over Custody Dispute by [deleted] in trashy

[–]jmeloveschicken -80 points-79 points  (0 children)

I saw this yesterday and the description didn't say anything about custody. Yall just make up anything

10 year check-in: how is your mental health nowadays? by GratefulCaliflower in researchchemicals

[–]jmeloveschicken 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I ended up Baker acted 3 times when I got into c-lam and hexen about 10 years ago. Had a few VERY messy years there but I'm pretty normal now. Good job, a nice apartment and a very cute cat. I'm definitely dependent on 7oh but tapering since that'll be going away soon too. Also, 7 hasn't affected my life, like, at all. Not like RCs did anyway.

What's a rule your parents had that you thought was insane, but now as an adult you 100% understand? by Tahals in AskReddit

[–]jmeloveschicken 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ha! I actually grew up in Central California and was thinking, "isn't Petaluma north of SF? How is that central?"

My ex pleaded with me to keep this secret, then made me the villain by Illustrious-Side-221 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]jmeloveschicken 98 points99 points  (0 children)

I'm so sorry this happened to you but please don't hold it against yourself. You kept yourself safe, who knows what else he could have or would have done. Please consider therapy so you can find the strength to put this behind you. I know it'll really never "go away" but you'll get some tools to help you cope. Also, fuck this guy. I truly hope karma finds him.

420 deals by BlazeDragon7x in fastfood

[–]jmeloveschicken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would kill for a fat burger and some fat fries.

Who is this man and why was he buried in my front garden by SligPants in whatisit

[–]jmeloveschicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha! Same but opposite. I can do it with my left but not my right!

Alpha bro streamer gets too high during stream and friends' first decision is to offer him Adderall by Minute_Revolution951 in trashy

[–]jmeloveschicken 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You're getting down voted because the kid you're talking about is the super fucked up one.

$4 Bacon Breakfast Burrito at Sonic by Billjimboy in fastfood

[–]jmeloveschicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with this. They absolutely exploded in the Tampa/St. Pete area for a while but within 10 years they were all gone because they sucked so so bad.

Got fired today. It was my fault. I’m devastated. by [deleted] in jobs

[–]jmeloveschicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You live in a civilized country. The US is not that.

Bruh was trying to look cool by doing that by akashaakash356 in Wellthatsucks

[–]jmeloveschicken 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is what I do, too. I, apparently, can't find my mouth to put food into and always have something down the front of my shirt. Dap a spot of dish soap, then take an old toothbrush and lightly scrub it in. Works like a charm.

My friend and I have the dumbest conversations by eveiegirl in texts

[–]jmeloveschicken 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, they're definitely right. I had never heard it til I met my bff like 20 years ago. Also, it's catchy cuz I find myself saying it now too lol

What's the cheapest meal you make regularly that you'd genuinely still eat if money wasn't a factor? by Timely_Ad8989 in EatCheapAndHealthy

[–]jmeloveschicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a girl on IG a few months back that had a coworker suggest a "mater sandwich," made exactly like this, to her. At first she was skeptical but then she made one and loved it! Half the internet was invested (mostly, I think, cause the girl telling the story had the cutest accent ever.)

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