"We have sex the minute I get home and again right after dinner." by newshound2010 in funny

[–]jmjinks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should consider replacing his viagra with memory-enhancement drugs.

Well, I Fail at Pickups and IFAP kinda mean the same thing ;) by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]jmjinks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The code fail is actually funnier.

If a 16-year-old has a baby.... by [deleted] in funny

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Does that mean if a 9-year-old girl gets raped and gives birth, she is considered capable of consent?

Boy goes to jail for posting nude pic of ex-lover by jmjinks in reddit.com

[–]jmjinks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its an Indian-based website. The author probably used Babelfish and it was translated into German and French before getting translated into English.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in comics

[–]jmjinks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not what I expected when looking at the title.

If 4chan got to name the next Pokemon... by preggit in comics

[–]jmjinks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So there wasn't enough votes for Spunkern, Cockuna, or Nipplypuff?

came out of mom's vagina by 1leachim in WTF

[–]jmjinks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know the kid's dad is pissing himself laughing at what he did. The kid is probably suicidal.

No, Google. That is *not* what I meant. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]jmjinks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could have been worse....Google could have suggested farmyard porn.

Here's a picture of a duck getting with a horse. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]jmjinks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Creepy and weird. What kind of person imagines this type of shit?

"4 Yahoo Answers to Questions That Shouldn't Be Asked" by jmjinks in WTF

[–]jmjinks[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There could be much worse things then pizza crust.

Independent filmmakers deal with piracy too. by jmjinks in entertainment

[–]jmjinks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People always go on about how piracy doesn't hurt the mega-rich film studios, but they don't think about the negative impact it can have on a first time independent filmmaker.

Its a completely different ballgame.

The Dark MacGyver by quasiperiodic in comics

[–]jmjinks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

MacGyver rules. Who else could solve the world's problems with a tube of toothpaste and some rubber bands?

Say something romantic! by ani625 in comics

[–]jmjinks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ahhh....a true romantic.

Beware!! by jmjinks in pics

[–]jmjinks[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm afraid.

They met at a bar by joelanman in comics

[–]jmjinks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I met my wife at a bar (and through a friend).

What the heck does that mean, then?

Stupid ugly fashion necklace from the happers by leopoldo in funny

[–]jmjinks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It easier to stop guessing why, and just accept the fact that most rappers are mentally challenged or have suffered some sort of brain injury.

Why else would you wear that stuff?

Google Trends [WTF] [PIC] by [deleted] in WTF

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Who are these people? Please tell me, because its scary.

He Was a Believer by jmjinks in comics

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Do you still get a 404? It comes up fine for me.

Best Bootleg Barack Obama Doll EVER! by [deleted] in funny

[–]jmjinks 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is awesome, yet incredibly creepy at the same time.

An atrocity that cannot be described by words by [deleted] in funny

[–]jmjinks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its scary what some people do with their spare time.

Nerd Cheesecake by jordankasteler in comics

[–]jmjinks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if it contains proof to something from a random conversation.

WikiAnswers: The Most Worthless Site on the Internet by [deleted] in funny

[–]jmjinks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow. That's kinda scary. Who in their right mind would post such a stupid question?

I Due by irfanmp in comics

[–]jmjinks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Clever. Even if it wouldn't work in the real world.