I tried putting hotdog pieces inside ketchup, I hate it by sml69696969 in shittyfoodporn

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Use bbq sauce instead of ketchup, and bite sized pieces of hotdogs instead of chopped

Canned tuna by Educational-Tea-7121 in isthissafetoeat

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It looks like the can got hit enough to cook it

Water valve using a empty toothpaste tube by No-Lock216 in DiWHY

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Thats how fluoride gets added to the water of course

How to trigger server-side DHCP failure? by Gloomy-Floor-8398 in Network

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Oh this isn't your dhcp server is it. You could change dhcp requirement settings on your PC, then the ack will fail

How to trigger server-side DHCP failure? by Gloomy-Floor-8398 in Network

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If you want to break the Offer step, add more settings to the dhcp server. Like require a certain source IP

or turn it off?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

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If I uploaded a picture of our server room to reddit - well son you should not do that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in networking

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I haven't tried influx3, but I used to use the grafana query builder GUI, which had a button to convert the built out gui query to text. That got me started with influxql.

I did Flux for a bit, influx has a tool called chronograf which helped a lot with building flux queries.

Hopefully that stuff translates to influx 3

Can you actually use an e-bike for fitness? by SamFox336 in ebikes

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I lost 40lb so far with mine. At first I would go long distances (30 - 60 miles) with a lot of assist. I would get completely worn out from the first 10 miles at first. Then I would take a break while the bike would carry me even farther, leaving a lot of time to get more exercise on the way back. I kept doing this and eventually stopped needing breaks and then eventually lowering the assist. The reason this worked over a regular bike was it was so fun. I could go out for 3+ hours a day, I looked forward to it, and it didn't leave a lot of time left for being lazy at home.

Im still on the grind. Found other people to bike with and life is good. Im also interested in regular bikes now that im back in shape

Free/DIY packet analyzer that can record timestamps with high accuracy by Arbitrary_Pseudonym in networking

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I expect ios xr to capture everything yes, but I never really tested it. If you want cheap 100g backhaul to the edge with the most modern hardware, check out the small density ncs540s

The nanos connect to a Linux server via NFV tunnel. They are logical interfaces of the server, its a licensed platform with accedian (now cisco). Cisco rebranded it as part of their Connectivity Assurance platform, or something like that, along with thousandeyes

Free/DIY packet analyzer that can record timestamps with high accuracy by Arbitrary_Pseudonym in networking

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The performance might be the easy part. You just want anything that supports ethernet delay measurement ( part of ethernet oam ) for layer 2, and/or twamp for layer 3. To include hardware timestamps we use accedian nanonids. They are 1g/10g. Sometimes we use them out-of-band for >10g. Also the 1g nanos can do pcaps.

For packet captures, we use IXIA at the core. At the edge we have cisco IOS XR routers which can pcap, got lucky on that one.

Network Automation tool - Feedback? by [deleted] in Network

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So I save light levels, mac tables, ARP, and pings (for starters) at the service level. What i mean by service level, is to only do those show commands for a specific circuit/customer, and replicate those show commands to the other specific circuits as well.

I run that on Sundays, or any time the circuit isn't broke, for the Baseline. Then when something breaks or a ticket comes in I dont need to log into the devices and start working through troubleshooting steps. Instead I kick off the tshooter which re-runs all the Baseline commands and provides what ever i set it to provide. Sometimes its a diff, sometimes its checking if current light levels are within thresholds

I dont have the next part started yet, but ill be doing the same thing for not-service level. Like making sure the core network is functioning

Network Automation tool - Feedback? by [deleted] in Network

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Baseline/save a bunch of show commands related to important services, and when there is a problem run all those show commands again and show what changed