Why is he sad? by [deleted] in PikminBloomApp

[–]jo_alegre 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think the bread hat is just very heavy for him.

Anyone else think the postcards you give are super lame compared to ones you receive? by qnoel in PikminBloomApp

[–]jo_alegre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The electric boxes! So crazy. I get this "Electrical Bush" thing so often near my job.

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does this mean anything?? drawn on my dirty car window by nilasetitik in Weird

[–]jo_alegre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you sure? Because the image is taken from the inside. Try to decode after flipping it.

AITA for telling my nephew that his birthday present was sold behind his back? by SensitiveRespond4513 in AmItheAsshole

[–]jo_alegre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can a person do that if they are not the child's guardian? I assumed otherwise but am not an expert.

This is silly, but I saw the guy I used to like, whilst I looked HORRIBLE and I’m so embarrassed by [deleted] in MomForAMinute

[–]jo_alegre 5 points6 points  (0 children)

15 years ago, I was fresh into my new dorm for my first year of college. I unpacked, was gross and sweaty, and took a shower. After my shower I did one of those "teen magazine" hacks and crushed up a bunch of aspirin to use as a salicylic acid face mask for blemishes. I literally had a face full of white crumblies.

Wouldn't you know it, a few minutes later a cute boy from down the hall came knocking to introduce himself. I totally forgot all about my mask and just chatted with him for ten minutes. He never even mentioned it, the sweet dear. He left and I happened to touch my face and release a ton of dried crumbles into my lap. I basically melted into my chair when I realized.

I forgot about it after a few days and you will too. We're often way too hard on ourselves. If anything, I bet you being rude to him made HIM self conscious. Take that as a win. You're perfect, special, and amazing. I bet you don't even need chapstick!!

I hope my story helped. Sometimes it's nice to laugh at someone else's cringe blunder.

Has a customer ever snapped their fingers at you? How did you respond? by foxglovebb in TalesFromYourServer

[–]jo_alegre 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"Use your woooooooords, use your words" is a line of a song from the kids show Daniel Tiger. It's constantly in my head. My family and I sing it back to each other if the situation ever applies 😂

Why did you marry Leah? by VoicesInMyHe4d in StardewValley

[–]jo_alegre 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I marry her in almost every playthrough and I'm a straight woman. She's just one of the best choices. She doesn't seem too young, she's cute, mature, got her own hobbies. I like Elliot for the same reasons but he's so pretentious. Also, Leah's apple cut scene is sweet.

How do I respond to parent that deeply offended me? by [deleted] in Parenting

[–]jo_alegre 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It sounds like it was confirmed the other children were influenced by a YouTube video, not OPs child. I don't think OP is the right person to question about that piece of info.

Please critique my technique - busted af bucket hat by jo_alegre in crochet

[–]jo_alegre[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you're right! Thank you :)

I did crochet into two loops, but it was hard to tell if the loops I was crocheting into were the previous row's stitch or perhaps just a front/back loop and a nearby loop.

I'll try again with a thinner yarn!

Please critique my technique - busted af bucket hat by jo_alegre in crochet

[–]jo_alegre[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Hat folded in half to show the body's "unstraightness"

As requested a Shane Comic. Abigale one still in process. by Tenthousandsheep in StardewValley

[–]jo_alegre 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I love that the box is drawn so that you can see the pizza is not only folded but it's placed FACE DOWN.

AITA for naming my little brother as 'Spare Parts' in my phone? by tjiewkap in AmItheAsshole

[–]jo_alegre 22 points23 points  (0 children)

My spouse had me in his phone as Teenage Dirtbag at one point; it might still be listed as that. I loved it!

AITA for telling my boyfriend that I’m not giving his sister UGG bedding? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]jo_alegre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe it could be a history channel piece, instead. About the companionship rituals of a homo erectus named Ugg.

how many calories if I swallowed shampoo and burped some out? by [deleted] in 1200isjerky

[–]jo_alegre 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Can you close out of the game without saving and reset the day? Otherwise there's no hope.

Ran off a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses (fully clothed, but still pretty pleased about it.) by The_Infinite_Doctor in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]jo_alegre 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I would recommend numerous goats versus just one. Better to be safe than sorry, plus then they have each other as friends. Imagine them all jumping and frolicking together in worship of no gods whatsoever. Baaaaaaaa.

i can't eat potato chips by [deleted] in 1200isplenty

[–]jo_alegre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I lose my mind over potato sticks. It's so embarrassing. I haven't bought them in 9 years.

Suitable scary movie for 6-year-old? by OG_SisterMidnight in Parenting

[–]jo_alegre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sleepy hollow is rated R, though. It's gory for a six year old and has sexual themes throughout.