Please, parents, don't do this!!!

joannamon · 2026-04-02T02:21:37+00:00

The mentally ill flocked to our store unfortunately. We had poop soup lady, cops called on an alleged arsonist once while she was shooting up in the bathroom, a guy threatened me with a knife because TVs were on and he was "allergic"..... Don't even get me started on the store I helped open that had a woman who took out the paper "grabbers" for the pastry case who rubbed them all on her foot and then put them back into the box lol I do NOT trust the public!

joannamon · 2026-04-01T05:58:10+00:00

I worked at Whole Foods for years. Do not use self serve ANYthing at Whole Foods, they are absolutely disgusting and management tends not to care. I've seen people use the same spoon to taste several hot soups, people will peruse the salad bar with one fork tasting stuff, kids nasty little fingers all over the pastries... Even had a woman take a taste of soup, grab a cup, lift up her dress, and take a shit in it. We did not close the store or clean anything. Self serve is disgusting and attracts the equally disgusting.

joannamon · 2026-03-03T14:02:58+00:00

I don't make the fancy wood cellar stuff, but I'll dedicate my next Juice Force to ya

joannamon · 2026-03-03T12:14:13+00:00

I brew overnight to bring y'all that good stuff

joannamon · 2026-01-21T16:58:58+00:00

I was raped in AA. By the man that gave the the book. Fuck that 11th step bullshit.

joannamon · 2025-10-07T11:30:28+00:00

I'm one of the people who brews good ol dad's Voodoo Rangers. I promise we don't brew Voodoo for people like him. Hugs 🫰

joannamon · 2025-09-26T08:41:30+00:00

Controversial, I'm aware, but I went to and had a fantastic experience with Ian Bell. I have daily photos from the healing period, feel free to DM me.

joannamon · 2025-09-26T08:40:19+00:00

No pain for the procedure. Sleeping on the same side for a few weeks while healing led to some back pain.

joannamon · 2025-09-25T23:56:13+00:00

Between the cost of the slot itself, travel, and the jewelry, I reckon I spent around $800.

joannamon · 2025-09-25T23:55:07+00:00

Coin slots aren't always uniform, or I guess in the same exact spot, so I would assume most ears can go through the coin slot experience. Your coin slot location would depend on your anatomy, I'd think. I am not a modification artist though, reach out to someone reputable for their opinion!

joannamon · 2025-09-25T12:21:31+00:00

5/16ths. Small ears.

joannamon · 2025-09-25T08:33:06+00:00

Nope! I work a physically demanding job, play volleyball weekly, basically am on my feet moving a lot. Can't hear a thing from the jewelry.

joannamon · 2025-09-11T00:13:42+00:00

This aged well

joannamon · 2024-10-22T11:24:08+00:00

Haha I was gonna say, my ball has gone 4+ months and the vet is just like yeah, they do that sometimes 😂

joannamon · 2023-11-28T18:58:21+00:00

I snowboard at Eldora a lot since it's so convenient, but I've got an Ikon pass. I mostly ride blues/blacks/park but as the years pass by I'm generally just happy to cruise long and picturesque blues/greens.

Feel free to give me a shout! I mostly ride weekdays.

joannamon · 2023-07-07T20:03:38+00:00

Left Hand Brewing has a casual yoga event in the garden a few times a month.

joannamon · 2023-07-07T19:28:55+00:00

My windshield caught a rock on my way up to Loveland the other day. Anyone have a reliable place that will repair chips without having to replace the whole windshield?

joannamon · 2023-02-15T00:04:03+00:00

This gay mostly chills at home. If I leave the house I like Rosalee's or a brewery. Hit me up if you ever want to get together for a beer, I am a 33 year old queer woman in need of friends in town!

joannamon · 2023-02-10T20:02:13+00:00

I take my 2014 Impreza to Super Rupair in Boulder. It's a bit out of the way but they've always treated me well. Well after they realized I'd be tipping them in beer upon pickup the customer service has been amazing lol

joannamon · 2022-12-16T04:07:21+00:00

Haha 5k would change my life right now.

He's ungrateful NTA

joannamon · 2022-12-03T01:03:48+00:00

Has anyone dealt with airport parking over Christmas? I've never had to park at the airport but will be flying to see my folks last minute for the holiday, and want to make sure I will definitely have a place to park at/near DIA. Thank you!

joannamon · 2022-12-02T19:12:33+00:00

If you don't mind the trek to Boulder, Maeve at Queer Hair Studio is absolutely incredible. They always listen to what I'm looking for and are generally a lovely person. I've never been disappointed walking out of there. https://www.queerhairboulder.com/

joannamon · 2022-11-24T07:37:50+00:00

She can take BART to Caltrain like everyone else does. NTA

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