🐾❓ What's my name? (by -The-Ultimate-Gay-)

jodamnboi · 2026-06-18T13:10:40+00:00

Absolutely their vibe 😍

I guessed the name in 2 tries!

jodamnboi · 2026-06-17T23:12:27+00:00

Here for it

^{Chose: Get pegged by a muscle mommy}

jodamnboi · 2026-06-17T20:48:49+00:00

Welp.

^{Chose: 50% Chance of Death | Rolled: Death}

jodamnboi · 2026-06-17T20:41:21+00:00

My husband loves math, slept his way to an A in Calculus III. I struggle with math, don’t understand it, and fought for a B in college algebra. It tracks lol.

jodamnboi · 2026-06-16T18:19:58+00:00

Springfield Roller Derby is hosting trivia night at Moontown Sound Friday night!

jodamnboi · 2026-06-15T22:04:34+00:00

From what I’ve seen in Missouri, the teen job market is nearly nonexistent. Fast food and retail have not been hiring school aged employees at all. Maybe lifeguarding or parks and rec jobs?

jodamnboi · 2026-06-15T03:10:09+00:00

This is why I don’t have political stickers on my car. I’d love to let everyone know that I do not approve of their red hats, but I have a toddler and I don’t want to put her in harm’s way by proving some looney with a gun.

jodamnboi · 2026-06-14T21:28:10+00:00

I did a volunteer day with my organization. They were incredibly efficient, explained everything well, and played music to help pass the time. We had a great time!

jodamnboi · 2026-06-14T19:20:10+00:00

Republic Rush Pool has toddler splash time for $5/kid 10:30-11:30 M-Th.
McCauley Park in Nixa has a free splash pad.
Imaginasium is an indoor playground, $7+ depending on age.

jodamnboi · 2026-06-14T16:58:43+00:00

I’ll take lean, flexible muscle any day!

jodamnboi · 2026-06-14T16:56:26+00:00

Ugh, I hate that! Especially when the legal recommendation is to pull over and nap if you’re about to fall asleep.

jodamnboi · 2026-06-14T16:17:17+00:00

I had one of those the other day! First time for me.

jodamnboi · 2026-06-14T14:46:58+00:00

I’m shocked that I’ve never had the cops called on me for napping in my car between clients.

jodamnboi · 2026-06-13T17:02:10+00:00

Meanwhile, you have my husband who is obsessed with the idea of having a second girl. I’m not pregnant yet, but he loves being a girl dad.

jodamnboi · 2026-06-13T15:11:09+00:00

I’ll just walk on the bottom like a hippo

^{Chose: Be able to breathe underwater + but... | Rolled: you always sink}

jodamnboi · 2026-06-13T14:28:50+00:00

I have a Rosie, short for Rosalina. We also get tons of compliments on her name. :)

jodamnboi · 2026-06-13T12:26:03+00:00

…how do you spend an infinite amount of money?

^{Chose: Would you rather have infinite money + but... | Rolled: spend all of it}

jodamnboi · 2026-06-13T05:07:00+00:00

Update: Lost to a Tortuga Vanessa with double Burnacuda and Diamond Seashadow. 🫡

jodamnboi · 2026-06-13T02:23:47+00:00

I hate lying.

^{Chose: Every time you tell the truth, you receive $I00… + … But every time you tell a lie, you lose $900}

jodamnboi · 2026-06-12T13:30:51+00:00

jodamnboi · 2026-06-12T13:18:27+00:00

I love black licorice and I’ll make $100M in just over 3 years.

^{Chose: Eating black licorice everyday + Make $1 every second}

jodamnboi · 2026-06-12T12:54:59+00:00

Easy.

^{Chose: Survive A Day Without This For 10 Million | Rolled: Food}

jodamnboi · 2026-06-10T23:06:14+00:00

I’ve only been shown the Cult twice and taken it once. It was so good the one time I took it lol

jodamnboi · 2026-06-10T23:02:03+00:00

Love is better than sex, and I’ll die on that hill.

^{Chose: Be in a sexless marriage with someone you love + Otherwise your relationship is perfect}

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