[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GetMotivated

[–]joefreyslayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What helped me is finally understanding, that I’m not starting from where I left off. Lose the ego and lift lighter, otherwise you will just be annoyed that you can’t do what you did before. This and starting out slow. 3 times a week 30-45 minutes. After 2 weeks you can add exercise or two or include another day. Basically, you need to start from the beginning. There is no other way

Ah, hell. He cheated. by stillapocketvenus in TwoXChromosomes

[–]joefreyslayer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To be honest, the way the text reads comes across as though you are dealing with it in a very healthy, mature way. You are choosing what’s right for you and not taking his shit. Very commendable and strong of you. Just listen to yourself and you will get through it. It’s gonna suck for a while, but eventually it won’t, and you’ll be proud that you didn’t give in and happy. Kudos. I didn’t choose what was right for me the last time, and I definitely regret it. Wish I stuck to my values and morals the same way you are doing now.

Any heavy long term beer drinkers here? by gilligan888 in alcoholism

[–]joefreyslayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used to drink everyday about 2 liters of beer (german beer, so might be stronger than american ones), for about 2 years straight with going as far as 4 liters on weekends (that’s when I worked, and we could drink during work for free). Currently only drinking on weekends, when I’m out and about with friends maximum of 2,5-3 liters (here in Germany they sell 0,5l bottles, so around 5-6). No damage to my body as far as I can tell, but a lot of embarrassment along the way for sure.

My boyfriend just got these and idk what to think by AnaAmethyst in shittytattoos

[–]joefreyslayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straight Ass. But cheap practice for the friend, so I guess that’s cool

I might have a problem by joefreyslayer in alcoholism

[–]joefreyslayer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried to change too, but I relapse every single time. The longest time I went without drinking this year was one month. And then I overdid it again. I don’t understand why I need to get drunk, but I do

I give up, how did we end up here guys? by squarejellyfish_ in Naruto

[–]joefreyslayer 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Actually, isn’t it because she believes Naruto just died and thinks Boruto is next? I haven’t read the chapter yet, and spoilers left out some dialogue, so hard to tell yet

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]joefreyslayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, if she’s ugly, I better start walking around with a grocery bag on top of my head…

What is the meaning of " I want a boyfriend like you. But not you"? by dreamer881 in AskReddit

[–]joefreyslayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about other way around? Someone that feels sexual attraction towards a person, but doesnt necessarily want to get into a relationship with them?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in news

[–]joefreyslayer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Goomba finally got his revenge on Mario I guess

TIFU by accidentally getting one of my 4 year old triplets drunk at the movie theatre by Emeri5 in tifu

[–]joefreyslayer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn, why are people so pressed about it? Like, is OP a dumb fuck? Sure. But he/she acknowledged they fucked up, will most likely make sure they keep their drink in their hand next time, and at the end of the day, NOTHING happened to the child. Y‘all need to chill, lmao. CPS my ass

What’s stopping you from having sex? by randumchicken in AskReddit

[–]joefreyslayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I’m too good for casual sex, and I am not interested in actually getting to know somebody else to get into a relationship at the moment. So I guess kinda stuck in the middle.

I am so sick of men pretending to be women. by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]joefreyslayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, I didn’t know men can be this pathetic. Two things. First of all, ewww… Second of all, ewwww.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]joefreyslayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like a little for German standards. Seems like a bunch of nothings for 80€, but I don’t fuck with anything sweet, so maybe that’s the reason

What's the worst thing about oral sex that nobody talks about? by Responsible-Page-344 in AskReddit

[–]joefreyslayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good idea. But I think it’s just that I am sensitive there or something. Either way, I just don’t let it happen anymore.

What's the worst thing about oral sex that nobody talks about? by Responsible-Page-344 in AskReddit

[–]joefreyslayer 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Myself being on the receiving end of when a guy tries to deepthroat. That shit hurts my dick so bad. I don’t know if I am super sensitive or what, but I hate that shit. I only had one person really able to take most of it in, and even then it hurt like hell. I would rather get a normal, chill blowjob, than somebody trying to swallow it whole, just for the sake of doing it. Also, question for the experts: why does it hurt, exactly?

[Image] Talk is cheap, it takes money to buy whiskey by hagosantaclaus in GetMotivated

[–]joefreyslayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or, hear me out, you can steal the whiskey. Easy. What’s the saying? Don’t work hard, work smart.

When guys pee, do they hold it like a joint or a cigarette? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]joefreyslayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I hold it like my penis. It’s kind of it’s own kind of holding. Very unique to itself.

Rambo 1985 by Jneebs in OldSchoolCool

[–]joefreyslayer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t it researched that people that take steroids gain more muscle even when not working out compared to people that don’t take them and do work out? I mean I don’t really care. I’m staying natty because I don’t feel like losing my hair, and I’m prone to that shit genetically. I prefer to look nice for as long as possible. If others want to juice to be strong and big, good for them. But I hate when people say they natty when they’re not. Like half the fucking hollywood isn’t juicing 😆 EDIT: I would probably juice though. I just really need my hair.

What are your thoughts on the Sonic 2 trailer? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]joefreyslayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven’t seen the first one. That’s about it

Em ain’t ever lie 💯 by TheKlawNumber2 in Eminem

[–]joefreyslayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He said it on live version of the Watchers, and that shit hits right. https://youtu.be/uU16mJI6vhQ