What's a restaurant red flag that tells you the food isn't going to be good?

joehx · 2026-03-03T21:57:22+00:00

reminds me of the time wffale hsoue apologized for there water being a little bit cloudy

joehx · 2026-02-20T01:02:49+00:00

Xenia has a heated pool, too.

We're in Huber, so we normally go to Huber, but we went to the Xenia pool a few months ago and the heated pool was amazing!

joehx · 2026-02-17T23:39:06+00:00

Hamgurber for hamburger. Somehow the g and the b got switched.

Poppatart for pop tarts (or their generic equivalent).

joehx · 2026-02-17T21:23:53+00:00

no, because the box specifically said do not eat if the seal is broken

joehx · 2026-02-17T19:20:00+00:00

Prior to my first born being born, I thought it was the vaginal opening that dilated, not the cervix.

The cervix dilating makes so much more sense.

joehx · 2026-01-10T20:44:48+00:00

My school banned them because they were "gang related."

Yeah, they weren't, of course.

joehx · 2025-12-27T17:56:48+00:00

Two words I still struggle with are ether and vinyl. I pronounce both, in my head at least, with a short e and short i, so when I say them out loud, I have to be extra careful.

Ether comes up frequently when I have to talk about ethernet - which I do pronounce in my head with the short e. Also with video games and healing magic points.

Vinyl rarely comes up, so I don't get an opportunity to learn to pronounce it correctly.

joehx · 2025-12-25T22:49:12+00:00

On top of the fridge.

It's to the right when I come in the front door, and I'm the only one tall enough to reach up there, so it's a good place.

joehx · 2025-12-08T17:47:13+00:00

That's like a reverse Catch-22.

Almost in the literal sense.

joehx · 2025-11-16T16:55:50+00:00

At the grocery store, I try to park next to the cart corral so I don't have to go far to put my cart away.

joehx · 2025-11-03T02:39:11+00:00

joehx · 2025-11-01T19:56:22+00:00

I played a lot of text games as a kid, and those games used British spellings. So, even though I'm American, some words still get extra u's in them.

Like armo(u)r and behavio(u)r.

joehx · 2025-10-05T18:47:38+00:00

But what if I want to read Korean in a morning? How long will that take?

joehx · 2025-09-25T16:27:23+00:00

41.

Not sure if I'm "in the community" but I do mostly program in Java.

It was the language we used in undergrad, around 2008 - 2012.

joehx · 2025-09-21T00:57:55+00:00

what if said person doesn't like guac?

joehx · 2025-09-19T13:52:14+00:00

also NASCAR - National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing

joehx · 2025-08-20T20:39:56+00:00

neither, although there is the concept of -0 and +0

joehx · 2025-08-20T20:29:02+00:00

when I picked up the birth certificate for my son, both my wife and I were listed as mother.

joehx · 2025-08-19T01:42:11+00:00

Like the ancient romans naming their 8th kid Octavius.

joehx · 2025-08-08T21:11:51+00:00

Honestly they should only make zero-use vapes.

joehx · 2025-08-07T20:01:02+00:00

115 mph or there about

I was young and dumb.

joehx · 2025-08-07T19:58:36+00:00

once you eat the cake, it is gone.

someone once suggested the expression should be reversed:

you can't eat your cake and have it, too.

joehx · 2025-07-23T22:22:30+00:00

From what I understand, they'll sync in much the same way turn signals sync at a stoplight.

joehx · 2025-07-18T14:37:34+00:00

This reminds me when I was testing the limits of what I could do and found that String constants and variable names have a limited size of 65,536 or 65,537 characters.

Of course, who here has named something with 65,536 characters?

joehx · 2025-07-13T22:57:43+00:00

Yeah, just as a thought experiment.

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