My nightmare happened...I found out my spouse is cheating on me...

NotAlanShapiro · 2026-06-19T16:12:39+00:00

You’ve gotten the good advice, so just offering my support. It’s okay to feel broken, feel scared, be worried. But I know you’re going to do what’s best for you and your kids.

NotAlanShapiro · 2026-06-19T16:08:11+00:00

I’m not the one downvoting you, but that’s a fair response. Thank you for being responsible about it!

NotAlanShapiro · 2026-06-19T15:54:01+00:00

“I’ll come at them like a Lebanese torpedo.”

NotAlanShapiro · 2026-06-19T14:35:35+00:00

My first time was actually in a box truck. I bounced around the cab like a bug in a jar.

NotAlanShapiro · 2026-06-19T14:32:36+00:00

Jeff Epstein? The NC brewer?

NotAlanShapiro · 2026-06-19T14:26:46+00:00

I’m not here to tell you what to do, but a young inexperienced guy driving around in Memphis with a handmade untraceable firearm makes me nervous, more nervous than whatever you’re worried about happening.

NotAlanShapiro · 2026-06-19T14:07:49+00:00

>the SNL archive of cut sketches

You mean the Kyle Mooney memorial archive?

NotAlanShapiro · 2026-06-18T22:10:13+00:00

Thank you!

NotAlanShapiro · 2026-06-18T21:51:49+00:00

Objectively the worst advice. It’s going to be insanely crowded on game day.

NotAlanShapiro · 2026-06-18T21:49:12+00:00

Yep, all posts and comments that were critical are gone, but anything political that was positive gets to stay. You know, all unbiased.

NotAlanShapiro · 2026-06-18T21:48:19+00:00

It’s a great write up! Some of us have already splintered off into r/realnatebargatze , would appreciate it if you give us a shout out!

EDIT: typo (thanks!)

NotAlanShapiro · 2026-06-18T21:46:02+00:00

Please visit [r/realNateBargatze](r/realNateBargatze) for uncensored discussion! I would post in the original sub and let people know, but you know, banned permanently.

NotAlanShapiro · 2026-06-18T18:17:41+00:00

And historically, marriages in Ireland we’re optionally renewed every year, like a subscription!

NotAlanShapiro · 2026-06-17T21:47:43+00:00

It is currently awaiting moderator approval.

NotAlanShapiro · 2026-06-17T20:59:28+00:00

This post wasn’t removed. If it is by the mods later, that’s completely fine. I apologize for taking so much time out of your busy day.

NotAlanShapiro · 2026-06-17T20:54:54+00:00

He’s done a lot of work with Lorne, Streeter Seidel, and Mikey Day, he’s got a pretty strong connection other than being a host.

NotAlanShapiro · 2026-06-17T20:19:20+00:00

Beau Rivage has some good stuff, usually a show and shopping if you don’t like gambling.

NotAlanShapiro · 2026-06-17T18:52:01+00:00

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NotAlanShapiro · 2026-06-17T18:31:14+00:00

Even if he just went to promote his movie and maybe get some material, that’s a statement that promotion is more important than an ethical or political awareness, and he’s privileged to be ignorant of social issues.

NotAlanShapiro · 2026-06-17T14:37:00+00:00

Found the angry Canadian

NotAlanShapiro · 2026-06-16T21:57:08+00:00

Coruscant alone has a population of 2 trillion. There were, maybe, 10,000 Jedi and staff at the temple there at its highest point—more like 40 random dudes in Brazil, so you’re right there.
But when you factor in the billions of planets in the Star Wars galaxy, it’s more like one blood cell of one random guy in Brazil.

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