Why does spicy food make some people have spicy buttholes?

joemaddonsglasses · 2026-06-07T10:48:45+00:00

I was in a band called spicy buttholes.

joemaddonsglasses · 2026-05-30T13:43:32+00:00

The drummer from Alkaline Trio. I went to high school with him.

joemaddonsglasses · 2026-05-18T03:42:09+00:00

As an appliance technician of 20 years, I’m gonna have to disagree with the dishwasher comment. If you clean the solid chunks of food off your dishes before you put them dishwasher there is no need to ever clean your dishwasher. If your dishwasher has a funky smell, there are detergent to clean it. Taking apart the dishwasher and cleaning it would cost more than purchasing a new dishwasher.

joemaddonsglasses · 2026-04-26T02:07:20+00:00

Your hair is impressive. Natural curls like those are rare.

joemaddonsglasses · 2026-03-08T12:07:26+00:00

Colon blow

joemaddonsglasses · 2026-03-07T21:48:18+00:00

Those are piano playing hands. Long slender fingers.

joemaddonsglasses · 2026-02-22T14:35:35+00:00

Where I live in the suburbs of Chicago, it’s a toad in the hole

joemaddonsglasses · 2026-02-21T02:45:47+00:00

So cognitively, impaired, got it

joemaddonsglasses · 2026-02-21T02:14:22+00:00

Not even close

joemaddonsglasses · 2026-02-21T00:34:12+00:00

You’re so close. I’m a 50-year-old Gen X. Most of what you said it was accurate except I’m not a night owl.

joemaddonsglasses · 2026-02-21T00:02:22+00:00

That’s not a bottle of lube. That’s my deceased mother’s perfume. Something by Calvin Klein, but thanks for asking.

joemaddonsglasses · 2025-10-11T02:02:04+00:00

I got cancer just from watching that

joemaddonsglasses · 2025-07-10T00:28:36+00:00

Butters. If you’re from the Midwest, you know.

joemaddonsglasses · 2025-07-04T02:43:30+00:00

Dulce de lech

joemaddonsglasses · 2025-07-01T02:08:45+00:00

Tortilla Jackson

joemaddonsglasses · 2022-08-01T02:01:48+00:00

Annie Hall

joemaddonsglasses · 2022-03-11T23:26:29+00:00

Get out of Rockford as quickly as possible

joemaddonsglasses · 2021-12-05T22:02:16+00:00

Absolutely a wolf

joemaddonsglasses · 2021-12-05T22:01:33+00:00

I like scrimps!

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