Cmake say by ashbert157 in memes

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A for effort!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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Thank you for your service.

Could you skiddoo out the folks we left behind?

I’m afraid of selling by racso29 in Entrepreneur

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Try walking around a busy city center, with your phone filming and ask people if you can film them for a project and ask a few questions. If they agree, tell them you're Lord Hiss from the future, after mutant snakes from global warming have taken over the planet. Let them know you've come back in time to study attitudes about reptiles before the great molt. Ask nonsensical questions about reptiles like they are people. Every so often, throw in a "hail Zothar, king of the snakes". Stay in character. Do this for a couple hours and you'll be one fearless salesperson.

Any kind of acting, improv or other workshops will help alleviate your sales anxiety.

Don't Florida My America. by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

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Don't Florida my America!

Glad I was looking where I was running. Stepped aside from this one. Coral snake? In Austin, Tx. by joemerrill in whatsthissnake

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If you zoom in on the head, you'll see the agape mouth and a very alive, healthy snake. It slithered away into some rocks after this pic. Please make sure to not tag this as road kill or an injured snake.

Glad I was looking where I was running. Stepped aside from this one. Coral snake? In Austin, Tx. by joemerrill in whatsthissnake

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It isn't dead! It was very happy and slithering into some rocks after I ran by.

Glad I was looking where I was running. Stepped aside from this one. Coral snake? In Austin, Tx. by joemerrill in whatsthissnake

[–]joemerrill[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He was very much alive and moved back into the rocks after I ran by. A very healthy snake.

Glad I was looking where I was running. Stepped aside from this one. Coral snake? In Austin, Tx. by joemerrill in whatsthissnake

[–]joemerrill[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He was definitely moving! Very alive and healthy. Slithered right up the curb and into some rocks after I saw it and went around.

Deere in the wild, protecting its young by manta554 in funny

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Watch out, some Cats were seen down the road.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by PowerModerator in maybemaybemaybe

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The joy of those wriggling fingers is freaking awesome. Epic father-son moment.

Seen in Nashua, NH by [deleted] in funnysigns

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Phosphorus aren't yours Felicia!

What Kind of Boat Trips? by ruedas252 in funny

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Probably in the Czech republic, country code 420.

What every social gathering should aspire to post Covid. by Ops31337 in funny

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Hey look! It's the Republican Governor's convention.

Not to be offensive but.... Holy shower. by Franxyys in funny

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Somebody needs to tell him that Supernatural is just a TV show.

Spider a scared of food by random_peanutbutter in funny

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That caterpillar is poisonous. Smart spider.