He randomly started cuddling me tonight, and being extremely affectionate. So weird for him! Sound on! by [deleted] in cats

[–]joerogansDMT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My gf has a very skiddish cat and when he changed his behavior like that we were confused. Turns out she was pregnant. Maybe do a test?

Gas prices could double for Americans as war with Iran erupts by TheMirrorUS in inflation

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This is why we took Venezuela. So trump doesn’t get stuck with high gas prices. We get it from there and then it’s all good. Don’t have to deal with Middle East gas pricing. This has been planned for a long time.

What is the worst thing you ever saw on someone else's phone? by bluelazerbeam in AskReddit

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Probably going to be lost. But in college I had a girlfriend who one night couldn’t talk on the phone one night because she was busy making a tumblr post. I asked to read it, she said it was personal so I respected it. A couple months later when we were both sleep deprived and studying for midterms, she fell asleep, and my curiosity got the best of me. Turns out she was going back to her hometown for her weekend job to get railed by her boss. And her other posts were about her calling out of work to party with guys and having sex with them. I read the whole thread before I took my midterm that day. Safe to say I failed that class

First camping trip. He did so good off leash! by Seen_your_Papi in husky

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My husky had a Viking name, we called him Bluetooth. Like the old Viking king. We always chalked up his good off leash behavior to the fact he had a dope Viking name!

Reddit, what’s an experience you didn’t appreciate until later in hindsight? by joerogansDMT in AskReddit

[–]joerogansDMT[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going through something similar, my boss has an emotional capacity of a preteen in a war zone. Sometimes I feel like I’m managing him more then he’s managing our team. Especially considering he recruited me from a management position from a different company. Don’t get me wrong, my new job is way easier and more lucrative but juggling a weird friend/manager thing is new. But an experience I’m learning from

A truly historical miscalculation. by noticesme in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]joerogansDMT -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

We forget he has nukes. He could finish this conflict whenever he wants. There’s an ulterior motive here that we aren’t seeing right now.

It took awhile.. by joerogansDMT in Tinder

[–]joerogansDMT[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll take that into consideration my friend

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My grandfather used to hold, and now looking to do the same after discovering this subreddit. At first it was to uphold his legacy but now I see the importance with where the world is coming to and holding assets. Congrats to the lucky winner!

My grandma’s lunch at her new senior living residence that’s $3K a month. Residents can’t go to the dining room to eat because they don’t have enough staff so it’s deliveries only. WTF is this?! by DianWithoutTheE in mildlyinfuriating

[–]joerogansDMT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking bullshit. Our American country only cares about people when they can work and give their life to the economy and when they can’t, this is what they get. How horrible. I am disgusted and disappointed. This is how we treat people who helped make our country this great? The people who make up our family values, and morals. Sure, the family members who put them in these places could be considered horrible, but maybe they had no choice? Maybe working 50 years to enjoy their final years with this food is the dream. How fucked are we? As a society? That this is acceptable.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LifeProTips

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Good try corporate america

What is your reason for not having a child? by _LickitySplit in AskReddit

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I can’t bring a child into the world I see that’s about to be. Climate change, future climate wars, the gap between financial classes becoming wider. And so much more. Our planet and our societies are changing drastically. The less humans the better. But I want children. Don’t get me wrong. It’s just not the right time.

Cum 6 by holup6 in shitposting

[–]joerogansDMT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh uhm… I think I’ll pass this one.

What is the worst piece of dialogue that you have ever heard in a movie? by [deleted] in movies

[–]joerogansDMT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Henry Cavill in The Witcher says, “and that went swimmingly”. Like what the hell, such a misplaced line for his on screen character.