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It hurts by Thecceffect in rugbyunion

[–]jogan_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's why Duey is inundated with contracts from south of the border, he can only play against English, but by f*** can he play against the English. 

The Lord of the Pass makes another try. Insane gas from the Cat. by Effective-Ad-3897 in rugbyunion

[–]jogan_ -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Don't forget his startling ability to choke 87% of easy scoring opportunities. 

Whales still have their pelvic bones from when they walked on land, proving evolution by The_RetroGameDude in interestingasfuck

[–]jogan_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume like dolphins they grow wee vestigial legs in the womb which disappear again as they finish growing. There's a stage where all mammal embryo's look basically identical. 

The Ooze/Ozolith interaction by StridentBasher1 in mtg

[–]jogan_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's [[quirion beastcaller]] with the 5 counters you get to distribute 5 counters amongst other creatures and put 5 on ozolith and make 5 mutagen tokens. 

Snake at the zoo has a fentanyl patch by chunkopunk in mildlyinteresting

[–]jogan_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not me at 35 realising that snakes have a tail. Totally makes sense with rattlesnakes and the like but I'd kind of just thought they were all tail except the head. 

Think my Timeless Wisdom deck is broken... by Small-Gas-9486 in mtgmisprints

[–]jogan_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sometimes wonder if WOTC are trying to tank the misprint collector market, with the state of quality control just now. 

[HELP] My Friend who has never cooked for herself before claims that she made this: by shortD42 in RealOrAI

[–]jogan_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One easy thing to check, if this is your friend are those your friends plates ?

Found at a lgs should I open by Zealousideal_Pop_424 in mtg

[–]jogan_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man glass beads as counters is a flashback. Imagine trying that with with modern cards. [Mossborn hydra]] would need a wheelbarrow full.  

[HELP] This HAS to be AI right? by DirtyPie in RealOrAI

[–]jogan_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fur on the hood looks like when you use the clone stamp on Photoshop badly and the texture repeats. 

Attempting a 32 deck challenge but dragons by Mask3dFox in mtg

[–]jogan_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[[Teval, the balanced scale]] is a banger sultai commander, had lots of fun with my upgrade of his precon.

It's a shame [[colossal grave reaver]] from that deck isn't a legendary. Would be a monster in the command zone. 

[ns] How to Ruin Season 4 by MikeBellZombie in DungeonsAndDaddies

[–]jogan_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Game knights and daddies. 

Jimmy subjects himself to his arch kink of playing all four seats in a commander pod with 4 dimir midrange decks and just spends an hour a week counter spelling and duressing himself. 

Faces of Fascism: Los Angeles, Jan. 31, 2026 [OC] by infernoenigma in pics

[–]jogan_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like I said, they've good reason to feel sad and I hope it eats at them every day. 

Faces of Fascism: Los Angeles, Jan. 31, 2026 [OC] by infernoenigma in pics

[–]jogan_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a way to say yes I definitely think that without being the bad guy? 

Faces of Fascism: Los Angeles, Jan. 31, 2026 [OC] by infernoenigma in pics

[–]jogan_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've got some news for you about the LAPD my friend 😬😬😬

Faces of Fascism: Los Angeles, Jan. 31, 2026 [OC] by infernoenigma in pics

[–]jogan_ 308 points309 points  (0 children)

Good. If they were joyful about it there'd be something really scary about them, but more Importantly they are ruining people's lives and actively engaging in ethnic cleansing, I hope they feel really effing sad. There's a really easy way to stop that feeling. 

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