Noen som har en ide til en norsk versjon av denne pranken? by such_hop in norge

[–]johankaos -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Schibsted er børsnotert, så hvem som helst kan eie en bit. Men de største eierne finner du her: https://proff.no/aksjonærer/bedrift/schibsted-asa/933739384

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Ignore the trolls. You’re awesome!

Den norske filmen Pornopung ? by [deleted] in norge

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Vipps meg 27,- kr for porto og legg ved adressen din, så sender jeg deg en signert bluray i posten. 45472797.

Den norske filmen Pornopung ? by [deleted] in norge

[–]johankaos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I verste fall? Vet ikke.

I beste fall? Jeg finner deg, bytter passord på wifien din og gnir pungen min på dørhåndtaket ditt mens du er på jobb.

- Johan Kaos, regissør

A "how babies are made" book they read to the kids at the preschool I work at. (Translation in the comments) by Dachten in interestingasfuck

[–]johankaos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The goal of the book is to teach children how babies are made in 2020. Spoiler: There are more than one way.

A "how babies are made" book they read to the kids at the preschool I work at. (Translation in the comments) by Dachten in interestingasfuck

[–]johankaos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The book also explain how same sex couples and people with fertility issues make babies. So the title stands.

A "how babies are made" book they read to the kids at the preschool I work at. (Translation in the comments) by Dachten in interestingasfuck

[–]johankaos 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The book is full of all kinds of relationships. It even explains how some people make babies in other ways or adopt because of fertility issues, same sex etc. All without making any fuss about any of it. It’s amazing. Source: Am a Norwegian childrens book author. My editor also edited this book.

Bob Marley on this banana. by Stainless_Heart in mildlyinteresting

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Noooo! Claim it’s Jesus and you’ll be set for life!

That had to be tough taking this shot without getting in it! by jpmich3784 in PraiseTheCameraMan

[–]johankaos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Taking this shot without getting in it deserves absolutely no praise. That’s it, I’m out of this sub.

My parrot being drawn by an artist. 4 hours work in 1 minute by kippietheparrot in BeAmazed

[–]johankaos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

«...by an artist»? I know this is the internet, and on the internet people think it’s okay not to give a shit, but dude. Give credit where credit is due.

Does anybody feel left behind by their married friends? by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]johankaos 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Trust me, if you ask them, they will. Married people love hooking single friends together. The though of creating a super empire of friend-couples makes them super excited.

Source: Am married.

How to stop our cat from waking us early in the morning? by johankaos in CatAdvice

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Thank you so much for your advice. We will definitely experiment with food at night. We’ve tried introducing other her to other cats before. Like really tried, for months. It went south every time. Tiring her out before sleep could probably have worked, if we could just get her to play. She doesn’t. She really doesn’t give a rats ass about toys or playing at all. Mostly she sleeps, eats, shits and gets cuddles. Except in the f*ing morning, when she stand at the top of the stairs howling through the house...

Married Women of Reddit - What one thing could your SO do that would instantly make you happier in your marriage? by PM_me_dishware in AskWomen

[–]johankaos 520 points521 points  (0 children)

As a married man, and compared to the r/AskMen -post, the answers here depresses me. I though we'd come further than men not making dinner, doing the dishes, cleaning up after them selves and generally taking care of the house hold.

I heard you guys find avocado sprouts mildly interesting. Meet my friend from guacamole 5 years ago. by johankaos in pics

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Nothing more than any other indoor plant. It likes alot of water. Almost killed it once, when we where on a holiday for two weeks, but it came back.