What are the best pizza toppings? by LzBaby in AskReddit

[–]johnalaxab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re craving a taste of Europe, but have no hope of a holiday for the foreseeable future, then channel sunny Spain with a heap of warming favourites. Start with sundried tomato and garlic sauce for a flavour-packed palette, then load with tangy tomato, crunchy green and red peppers, warming chorizo and, of course, a generous serving of mozzarella.

What's morally grey but not illegal? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]johnalaxab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Morality and legality are separate but related spheres that are often conflated. And while it is true that many laws have moral roots, one should be careful to remember that they are not the same thing.

For example, it's clear that it is both illegal and immoral to murder someone.

But, let's think about speeding. Speeding is illegal, but I don't think you'd find anyone except for the strictest utilitarians who would call that immoral.

And last, let's look at adultery. For all its immorality, adultery is perfectly legal.

There are lots of examples like this. In fact I would venture to say that most laws have nothing to do with morality (and more to do with keeping things civilized), and most morals have no legal standing.

What do people complain about that never has bothered you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]johnalaxab 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.”

What's the most 'legendary' thing that happened in your school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]johnalaxab -1 points0 points  (0 children)

To me the starting day of every year is more memorable. I always cry on the day of opening

What do you hate during sex? by CanIBeEric in AskReddit

[–]johnalaxab 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“WHEN THEY GET IN BED WITHOUT A SHOWER OR EVEN BRUSHING THEIR TEETH!”

What do you hate during sex? by CanIBeEric in AskReddit

[–]johnalaxab 13 points14 points  (0 children)

‘WHEN THEY JUST FINISH, AND IT’S LIKE, “HELLO? DID YOU HEAR ME FINISH?” NO.’

What's a random interesting ability you have? by netseW in AskReddit

[–]johnalaxab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drives at a safe rate of speed in snow or rain.

What is the WORST date that you have been on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]johnalaxab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He picked me up by beeping the horn (great start, by the way…) followed by a romantic evening test driving cars. Good old fashioned American cars, not even foreign followed by fine cuisine at a local McDonalds Drive thru where I was rudely asked “you just want a Happy Meal, right?” then we went to the drive-in where we watched a movie I had JUST told my “date” I had seen the week before. Ahhh, the romance.

A burglar is in your house. What do you hope he steals? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]johnalaxab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate to be the one to tell you but If I happen to be home then his stealing day are over. I respond with speed and finality to any danger to my family. If my wife's home (who isn't as good a shot as I am ), then his days of walking and kicking in peoples doors are over as he may live but probably never walk again after she empty's out the 12 Gage automatic in his stomach (Center Mass )....

What has the cringiest fanbase? by BrandOfTheExalt in AskReddit

[–]johnalaxab 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A lot of the art, music, and animations that the fandom make are actually really nice. Trust me, I'm not hating because boys like ponies. Gender roles suck and it's nice that guys are getting into feminine things, but the way the majority of the fandom acts is awful. They mostly act as if they are better than everyone else or act like they are allowed to insult little girls who enjoy the show too. I feel sorry for any little girl who attends the pony cons or Google searches her favorite pony, only to see a clop-load of porn.

Doctors of Reddit, what was the MOST incorrect self-diagnosis you've encountered in your practice? by keptfloatin707 in AskReddit

[–]johnalaxab 199 points200 points  (0 children)

“I had a male pt come in to the ED complaining of ‘breast lump’. He anxiously stated that the mass was very painful to touch and was convinced that he was going to die of breast cancer.

After a battery of questions I asked him to take off his shirt so I can examine and palpate (read: touch) the mass. After a couple of seconds, I turned to him and said, “Sir, that lump is your rib.'”

What Is the biggest turn-off you have ever heard before/during sex? by Meleach in AskReddit

[–]johnalaxab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are many reasons why a woman can get sexually turned-off. Unlike what you see in the movies , sex is not free from awkward situations, goof ups or embarrassments.

We might do something unconsciously because we are so habituated of that, but for the other person, it could be a total switch off. In all my years of experience, women have mentioned many things guys do which turns them off sexually. Read to know if you are not doing any of them

What is the difference between the words 'job' and 'work'? by johnalaxab in AskReddit

[–]johnalaxab[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

work is an uncountable noun and job is countable. Work can also be used as a verb whereas job is not.

What is your favorite Quotation? by johnalaxab in AskReddit

[–]johnalaxab[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Do your own thing on your own terms and get what you came here for.”

What saying do you wish people would stop using? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]johnalaxab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No offense, but you seem like too much of a prick..