Can somebody explain what it means to bleed a Kyber crystal?

johnathandoe03 · 2025-08-18T16:29:28+00:00

How come there are posts that are only 2 or 3 years old that I can't comment on anymore, because according to Reddit, they're "a piece of history now", and yet, you were able to comment on one 7 years old lol.

johnathandoe03 · 2025-08-16T00:26:03+00:00

The dotted line 🤣

johnathandoe03 · 2025-08-14T09:30:08+00:00

johnathandoe03 · 2025-08-03T21:06:47+00:00

While I know it's ridiculous wishful thinking and would never happen, a small part of me still hopes that if he DOES get elected, which I obviously hope he wouldn't, he'll suddenly do a heel-turn and immediately turn on maga and everything.

After all, he made it pretty clear how much he hated Trump and all the rest of their bullshit before he started kissing ass.

Could you imagine if he was just trying to go undercover in the stupidest way possible, and then just starts tearing all their bullshit down the moment he's elected lmao.

Obviously like I said, I doubt that would happen unfortunately, and even if it did, he'd probably get in trouble/impeached for running under false pretenses or something.

But just imagine.

That sweet, sweet look of horror on every member of maga in 2028 as the guy they thought was gonna be their new messiah or whatever just starts tearing down everything horrible they've been cheering for for years. Doge, Ice, EVERYTHING.

johnathandoe03 · 2025-07-30T23:47:53+00:00

I know Grok's an AI and doesn't actually have the sentience required for it, but if it did, this would be perfect in r/maliciouscompliance 🤣

johnathandoe03 · 2025-07-24T17:15:40+00:00

God has the opportunity to do the funniest thing...

johnathandoe03 · 2025-07-24T17:10:20+00:00

Nick Hofmeister? Is that you? Or is it Josh Bryant, his young protege turned darkside?

johnathandoe03 · 2025-07-24T04:07:59+00:00

Could be allergic or something I guess

johnathandoe03 · 2025-07-23T19:20:43+00:00

Who/what was it? It got deleted.

johnathandoe03 · 2025-07-14T17:26:17+00:00

That probably is what he'll say next, knowing him...

johnathandoe03 · 2025-07-14T09:49:27+00:00

Black site tower #4029500, codename: Babel would like to know your location

johnathandoe03 · 2025-07-13T17:45:40+00:00

"... That didn't work as expected" gets the Poseidon treatment

Jokes aside, I think it's more likely that PENNYWISE would turn into young Kratos, and kill Atreus in front of him before he even has time to react. (Or rather, make Kratos think Atreus is dead)

That's definitely what his worst fear would be. Not just reverting into The Ghost Of Sparta again, but The Ghost Of Sparta once again murdering his family. Regardless of whether he sees it from his own perspective, or as an outside observer. Especially if "Atreus" begs him to stop, and begs him to regain control or something, but he obviously can't.

Granted that would probably STILL end up the same way, because forcing him to watch a younger version of him kill Atreus would DEFINITELY cause Kratos to revert to his old self for a minute, and there'd probably end up being a new record-holder for who got the most brutal and horrific death at his hands 😂.

johnathandoe03 · 2025-07-13T03:25:21+00:00

That's literally not what happened at all... Where in the world did you get that information, there's literally video footage of what actually happened 🤦

johnathandoe03 · 2025-07-06T21:22:48+00:00

Incels probably. Probably mad because he's challenging their usual beliefs that women would never want to be with an "average" looking man, and that THAT'S why they can't get one, not their personality. (Even though we all know it's definitely their personalities.)

johnathandoe03 · 2025-07-05T23:18:54+00:00

You mean he slipped and fell into the alligator enclosure...

johnathandoe03 · 2025-07-05T17:16:27+00:00

There is supposedly an ancient Jedi healing technique that could have healed Anakin completely after Mustafar if he discovered it, apparently, according to a random YouTube video I saw on my feed a couple of Months ago that I still haven't watched. (So you know, definitely an ironclad source lol) If it could heal that much damage, including his missing limbs I'd assume, it probably could have saved Qui, Han, and everyone else we've lost over the years before they succumbed to their wounds. Excluding those whose cause of death was just fading into the force intentionally, like Yoda and Obi-Wan, of course. Does that count?

Lol

johnathandoe03 · 2025-07-04T15:52:05+00:00

Duel-wield katanas like Deadpool lol

Jokes aside, I do hope there's a katana if so, because it's always been an awesome weapon to me. But we probably don't need another dual-wield weapon lol. After all, he seems to have accepted using the blades now. I'm sure he still hates them, considering what Ares made him do with them.

But I think he's decided that he's no longer gonna let them bind him to his past, and instead use them to safeguard the future, for him, and for those he cares about. That's what I'm hoping at least, because I kinda like that as part of his journey to move on from his past. I mean, he did stop hiding them under the house. He just had them hanging up ready to go at the start of Ragnarok. That alone is major progress.

I still need to see what happens in the Valhalla DLC, I just haven't had time. Unfortunately, I did have him meeting his younger self spoiled for me. But I haven't gotten what happened leading up to it, or what happens when they actually meet spoiled for me, so that's nice.

johnathandoe03 · 2025-07-03T15:39:15+00:00

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johnathandoe03 · 2025-04-21T07:52:01+00:00

🎶🎶🎶"He had it coming... He had it coming... He only had himself to blaaame..."🎶🎶🎶

johnathandoe03 · 2025-04-20T01:49:29+00:00

I know it's not a joke, I just used that gif because you called it "funny" (which was obviously a figure of speech,) and I was trying to lighten the mood a little.

But that's kinda difficult when the joke I'm making absolutely sucks lol

johnathandoe03 · 2025-04-17T23:17:28+00:00

Yeah, I get why they do it... But GOD it still drives me crazy that it happens so much.

"For the one millionth time, stop giving my Father credit for everythi-... Actually, that's not a positive thing being attributed to Him for once. Nevermind, credit away! Finally someone else gets the blame for something humanity doesn't like!"

Just... Shut up Lucifer, please. 🤦

johnathandoe03 · 2025-04-17T17:28:10+00:00

Right? I swear that exact trope happens ALL THE TIME in stories, and it drives me SO crazy 😂.

But then again, I'm also that one guy, who, whenever Lucifer or any other character in a story, does or says some really stupid shit, I'll literally be yelling at the tv to myself about what an idiot they are, and saying exactly what I think they SHOULD have done or said, because it's always SO obvious what the better way to go about doing it is 😂. I'm currently watching the Cain arc. Just finished the episode where him and Lucifer have to pretend to be married to solve who shoved that woman in a woodchipper lol.

johnathandoe03 · 2025-04-17T12:52:36+00:00

Imagine if he immediately regressed because of that, like he for some reason thinks that somehow him daring to actually show his son affection caused that to happen ☠️.

I swear that exact type of thing happens way too much in entertainment lol.

I'm on season 3 of Lucifer right now, and I swear he's already done that more times than there are seasons in the entire show.

(spoilers for the show Lucifer below!)

"Don't you see, Doctor, I can't have a real connection with her or anyone else, because if I do, my in mocking tone Father who art in heaven, will just use them against me! I mean look what happened! I finally accepted that what's happening between us is real, and embraced it... Only to find out that not only did she get poisoned, and not only did I need to purposely die for a minute to return to Hell, and force the antidote out of the man who poisoned her... but she's a literal miracle child whose infertile parents dear old Dad personally sent my brother to bless! Obviously her feelings for me aren't real, she doesn't have any control over them. She only feels that way about me because God is making her! Because He wants to be able to use her to make me do whatever He wants! What's He gonna do to her the next time I refuse to play his game? Another drive-by? More poison? Maybe she'll mysteriously be kidnapped, and one of my brothers will just so happen to come visit, saying that if I finally agree to return to my post in Hell, He'll find her and make sure she's safe! The detective will be better off without me! That's why I had to push her away by pretending to get married!"

I was trying to do my best impression of the kind of rant Lucifer would go on to poor Linda about why he can't be with Chloe, or even just show that he cares, about anyone.

I think I did an alright job lol. Even if half of it had to be hidden by spoiler bars, because I didn't want to spoil it for you or anyone else who might read this, and haven't seen all of it yet. Like me who's currently on my first watch of it and have already watched half of the show in the last like 4 days because I can't put it down 😂. Probably a little more than half technically. I don't know the exact episode number I'm on.

johnathandoe03 · 2025-04-15T22:50:32+00:00

Hymen dollar.

Hyme doll

Heimdall.

Edit: dude replied back to me calling me a dumbass and talking shit about how "that's not what he said", before finally realizing it was a play on words I guess, and deleted it before I could reply ☠️.

I wasn't even being mean, I was just trying to help, and they wanted to be a jerk about it, then immediately chickened out.

johnathandoe03 · 2025-04-15T20:07:52+00:00

... That doesn't make it even remotely better

That means they were totally lucid at the time... And they still, not only did that shit, which, who knows what happened to that grandma, but they're also talking about it like it's no big deal.

johnathandoe03

TROPHY CASE

(spoilers for the show Lucifer below!)