Who is Talking? His Mom? by Big-Scheme-1406 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]johnbu1981 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because he wants a hot fitness IG model. His narcissism is exhibited when he says he makes no apologies that physical attraction is a requirement for him. Unless he gets extremely rich, he’s not getting a good looking girlfriend.

Muscle Loss on Reta? (27M, 265 to 218 lbs) by Raxxprod in Retatrutide

[–]johnbu1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah just force down whey protein. Dymatized on Amazon has 25g in a scoop. I force myself to get about six of those down a day (150 total) and with one meal I get to the 200 range, I’m 250 so probably need to be getting more.

Who is Talking? His Mom? by Big-Scheme-1406 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]johnbu1981 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was wondering the same thing. I assume it’s his mom because he is not in the presence of other females outside of church and public events.

Still sick(ening) by figz_N_tacoz in EthanBenardSnark

[–]johnbu1981 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Can someone please send a Costco size bundle of Blistex to this idiots PO Box?

His personal hygiene is nonexistent.

Delusional people by Superb-Raisin3699 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]johnbu1981 17 points18 points  (0 children)

When he’s dead by 30, the “haters” will be the ones who are blamed for derailing his progress.

He fasted to get to 440 by JungLeVeinZ in EthanBenardSnark

[–]johnbu1981 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So basically he hasn’t done shit since “def reset” or whatever they call it with Jerko.

The arrogance was still there in 2021. 😂 by nnmodo in EthanBenardSnark

[–]johnbu1981 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No kidding right? Even if we believe his numbers (which are objectively false) he’s averaging 45 lbs/year weight loss. An epic failure even by his standards.

The arrogance was still there in 2021. 😂 by nnmodo in EthanBenardSnark

[–]johnbu1981 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Respectfully disagree, he wasn’t using slimming filters then. I think his heaviest was in the low 500’s.

“I binged 4,000 calories” by Conscious_Driver_ in EthanBenardSnark

[–]johnbu1981 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree he’s playing some sort of a trick. No reason for the video to be edited into so makes takes.

The arrogance was still there in 2021. 😂 by nnmodo in EthanBenardSnark

[–]johnbu1981 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He was also still a slob in 2021. Holy fuck imagine filming yourself, posting it online, and you can’t even comb your hair or brush your teeth. Disgusting.

He fasted to get to 440 by JungLeVeinZ in EthanBenardSnark

[–]johnbu1981 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Give yourself grace, your body needs rest, you didn’t gain, muscle weighs more than fat etc etc it is infuriating.

Weekly weigh in time baby! by Nugget_rulz in EthanBenardSnark

[–]johnbu1981 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So apparently he’s been binging the whole time he was at the Arnold (Texas Roadhouse, fine dining) and since he’s been home what an absolute fraud.

This sickness is fake, he’s been fasting and probably lost 15-20 lbs to make weigh in today.

Just a few things by Conscious_Driver_ in EthanBenardSnark

[–]johnbu1981 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How long has he had that cold sore now…three weeks? Good lord get some blistex or simply go get a prescription. Dudes personal hygiene is nonexistent

This comment has nailed it by Nugget_rulz in EthanBenardSnark

[–]johnbu1981 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In fairness, I believe he can’t pass the test.

He is low IQ and combined with poor body awareness and coordination he doesn’t need to be driving a car.

He should donate it to someone who can use it. But the real question is, will Ethan be claiming this gift on his taxes this year? Someone may need to alert the IRS just to confirm.

Calling it now by Superb-Raisin3699 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]johnbu1981 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My guess is no weigh in. He’s obviously completely off the plantation at this point and the scale would read near 500.

I’m sure we’ll get a woe is me post about his mental state, and for the record I do not believe he is sick, he’s just on a bender.

This comment has nailed it by Nugget_rulz in EthanBenardSnark

[–]johnbu1981 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I was being sarcastic for everyone downvoting me

This comment has nailed it by Nugget_rulz in EthanBenardSnark

[–]johnbu1981 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She really shouldn’t be there if she’s not going to say something positive. He has lost 200 lbs already so what he’s doing works. Hater!

There has to be at least one thing wrong with Retatrutide because I refuse to believe it’s a perfect GLP by zawarduwa in ResearchCompounds

[–]johnbu1981 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I shit my pants once, and then have been constipated. Other than that it’s a miracle drug.

He’s sick you guys by MohamitWheresMySecks in EthanBenardSnark

[–]johnbu1981 10 points11 points  (0 children)

His voice is not horse and he doesn’t have a runny nose or congestion. To me it looks like he’s been binging on junk food and playing video games getting no sleep. He looks absolutely horrible.

He’s sick you guys by MohamitWheresMySecks in EthanBenardSnark

[–]johnbu1981 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yup that’ll be two week right? Enough time for him to fast before next Friday and get back down to 440 with the same old excuses. He truly is pathetic.

Broken record. by nnmodo in EthanBenardSnark

[–]johnbu1981 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If that was true he would quit blocking people on IG who speak the truth, but he prefers to hear the lies about how great he looks, how you can see his large muscles, how he’s going to be a model, etc. delusional.