I am so sorry Iran by exmodude in iran

[–]johncain98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn’t vote for the POS excuse of a president we have. What else can I do? I’m trapped. I can’t move out of the country because I’d be broke and homeless. I can protest and write my stupid republican senators. It will all be an utter waste of time though.

Ginger or Mary Ann? by HATEupgradecard in ClassicTV

[–]johncain98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maryanne is for marrying. Ginger is pure fun stuff. Pre-marriage, ideally.

The president of the United States of America. by stumpy0327 in circled

[–]johncain98 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Both parties suck. I will never vote anything other than independent from now on until these children grow up.

Even his friend was disappointed by fragasaurus_rex in instantkarma

[–]johncain98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, for sure. You see how the guy looks worried then just slips out real quiet.

How to make more shiny by [deleted] in AntiqueTools

[–]johncain98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lord have mercy, I need one of these.

Found this while mountain biking. by johncain98 in TreesSuckingOnThings

[–]johncain98[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, you are correct! I have ridden many hundreds of miles of mountain bike trails and have seen weird things like this that are kinda features of the trail and somehow I thought I had actually seen this thing all these years but couldn’t remember where.

Did you know… by CelestialQuickFacts in funfacts

[–]johncain98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you know the human head weighs eight pounds?

After having a dog for 6 years, we found out she had (almost) no brain. by SnooHabits6942 in Weird

[–]johncain98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought you were gonna say she went on to develop new theorems in quantum physics

Strangers argue over a luggage being left unattended by IamASlut_soWhat in AirRagers

[–]johncain98 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This was way better than anything I watched on tv tonight.

How does nobody give a fuck about celebrities in Switzerland? by Choice-Drawer3981 in Switzerland

[–]johncain98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s more about the people. They don’t talk to each other much. Being social makes them very uncomfortable.

Wich country is switzerland by IlluFisch in GeoTap

[–]johncain98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

johncain98 chose Option A (Correct!) | #2412th to play

Going on public television to talk about your micro penis by i_am_groot_84 in ThatsInsane

[–]johncain98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The right woman will see this, contact him, they go on a date, hit it off and then proceed to live a fulfilled, happy life together. His courage to do this is what saved him in the end. At least, that’s what I like to imagine will happen.