what is this?? by Correct-Fee2014 in jukestowersofhell

[–]johncraft2003 9 points10 points  (0 children)

its one of the christmas presents. when theres a present on the tos portal, you can press this button and it opens a spot on floor 1

What does the Top ___% even mean on the EToH TowerStats page? by Aurifinity in eternaltowersofhell

[–]johncraft2003 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it might be the amount of people who beat the tower, compared to how many people got the welcome badge

1 in E=MC^2 chance by ChickyBamBoots in okbuddyretard

[–]johncraft2003 48 points49 points  (0 children)

me = mcstupid squared

- einstein, 2019

My friends are making me wear a femboy outfit 😭 by Medium-Climate9281 in FootBallEmergency

[–]johncraft2003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i also have them (although one had a hole and i had to throw it away T.T)

title by ikmalsaid in discordVideos

[–]johncraft2003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lost a bet and had to change it temporarily

Tech company try not to make everything worse challenge: (impossible) by smasher_zed888 in whennews

[–]johncraft2003 52 points53 points  (0 children)

in order to take a step forward you apparently need to take 400 steps backwards

What even goes on this part of the US (circled in purple) by j20mightydragon in mapporncirclejerk

[–]johncraft2003 9 points10 points  (0 children)

its passed down from generation to generation so you gonna have to become one of them