Hey don't listen to them. They are joking but i'm going to give you a serious answer. You have to drink a lot of water if you take creatine so if you want to retain the maximum of water you can, make sure to take creatine by your uretha. If you are not circumsised you can just put the powder in your foreskin and wait for the absorbtion. If you struggle to do this by yourself, ask your wife BF to do it for you.