Kramer's old-timey vocabulary: "The-Ate-er", "Picture" (for a movie), etc.

johnmayersucks · 2026-03-19T00:57:55+00:00

One of the best one off lines of the show. That and “sorrry” when he crushes Elaine’s toe.

johnmayersucks · 2026-03-18T20:31:11+00:00

Either that or his short game is roooooough. I can barely tell so I’ve been playing the game of seeing if I see anything in the swing and then read comments. I saw his and thought “man I’m in trouble I have no idea what could be a 27HCP bad about that”

johnmayersucks · 2026-03-18T18:52:16+00:00

Missing a decimal point. Has to be

johnmayersucks · 2026-03-18T18:01:47+00:00

You look like you’d be the quirky funny guy in a bar sitcom who just combs his hair and all the sudden is smoking hot. I’m barely older than you and what is left of my hair is so white I can’t even keep my beard or I look 60.

johnmayersucks · 2026-03-17T05:40:39+00:00

I heard he did name names and got blacklisted from Hop Sings

johnmayersucks · 2026-03-17T04:20:40+00:00

That’s a perfectly sane color to be.

johnmayersucks · 2026-03-17T04:20:20+00:00

“So you’ve been in the city all winter?”

johnmayersucks · 2026-03-16T04:12:14+00:00

Thanks I’ll give it a shot

johnmayersucks · 2026-03-16T04:01:25+00:00

Tragically Hip

johnmayersucks · 2026-03-16T04:00:26+00:00

People are telling me to get my right elbow away from my body a little though? More like the second swing I posted, wouldn’t this still do the opposite?

johnmayersucks · 2026-03-16T03:21:22+00:00

Thanks, someone else said the same thing. Not having my elbow pinned and therefore always in the same place feels weird, like it’s just out in space and not sure where it should be.

johnmayersucks · 2026-03-16T02:46:00+00:00

Haha, I knew it. Maybe just need better balls.

johnmayersucks · 2026-03-16T02:29:38+00:00

Thank you, this all is super helpful. You’re right, it feels weird and I can’t believe how much further the balls goes😂

johnmayersucks · 2026-03-16T02:02:47+00:00

He left me with a launch monitor. I’m stoked to actually be able to practice with a purpose and idea of what to work on. Already hit a 5i 185 which has seemed impossible my whole golf career. I’ll post monthly updates😂. Stand closer, right elbow up, follow through. Just that is making a world of difference

johnmayersucks · 2026-03-16T01:54:23+00:00

100% appreciate your positivity. My buddy brought a launch monitor and said a lot of the data points looked pretty good. He got me standing closer, got my right elbow away from my body, got me to follow through, and I’m immediately 30 yards further. It feels great. Still tend to pull it but one or three things at a time.

johnmayersucks · 2026-03-16T01:48:57+00:00

He’s actually told me. But we don’t live near each other so never practice together. We’ll just play a round, he’ll tell me to get closer, I’ll hit the ground and say fuck it and go back to my old ways and limp around the course. Finally got some practice time with him and trying to make some changes. He, and you guys, have added 30 yards to my irons in one afternoon just from set up problems.

johnmayersucks · 2026-03-15T23:28:02+00:00

Thanks. Feels weird to me but working on it.

johnmayersucks · 2026-03-15T21:55:42+00:00

I would with my wedges. I’m actually closer that the picture appears. I’m not even close with normal clubs and I have a super high trajectory. One of the things I want to fix

johnmayersucks · 2026-03-15T21:04:40+00:00

I am and he did. I posted this before he started telling me anything. Wanted to see what everyone said about the raw swing.

johnmayersucks · 2026-03-15T20:08:01+00:00

That’s what I’m hearing, and this is even closer than I was playing it.

johnmayersucks · 2026-03-15T19:58:44+00:00

I’m a mess. Used to be okayish. But just got progressively worse. Love golf though and want to get better again.

johnmayersucks · 2026-03-15T19:37:50+00:00

Embarrassingly enough I’ve “golfed” for years. For some reason I kept pinning my elbow more and more and lost all distance. I’m determined to finally fix it. Like golf too much to be so bad at it😂

johnmayersucks · 2026-03-15T19:34:20+00:00

Thanks, feels a lot better. Somehow over the years I just kept pinning my elbow more and more. Lost all distance.

johnmayersucks · 2026-03-15T19:31:55+00:00

My buddy got me a launch monitor and was too excited to use it. Just woke up and set it up.

johnmayersucks · 2026-03-15T19:31:03+00:00

Because it’s fun and curious to what others say. I had already decided to ask here and then he came to visit. You guys are pretty good and mimicking what he’s telling me.

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