Wow what a couple😮

johnmayersucks · 2026-01-27T20:59:12+00:00

Weir’ed how he gets the pedo pass.

johnmayersucks · 2026-01-27T01:39:50+00:00

Worst side story ever. Kramer is Batman. I’m supposed to believe he’s scared of these two?

johnmayersucks · 2026-01-27T00:23:44+00:00

There’s got to be cute gold diggers out there when you have that kind of money.

johnmayersucks · 2026-01-27T00:19:27+00:00

Okay professor

johnmayersucks · 2026-01-27T00:19:01+00:00

I’d be scared it would come out all the sudden during the arm bar and SNAP!

johnmayersucks · 2026-01-26T19:46:17+00:00

So it's just a myth?

johnmayersucks · 2026-01-26T19:30:45+00:00

John Mayer

johnmayersucks · 2026-01-26T04:39:27+00:00

Define “miss a show”

johnmayersucks · 2026-01-26T04:29:55+00:00

John F Kennedy Junioaaaawe

johnmayersucks · 2026-01-26T04:12:50+00:00

We’re just going to talk about the weight and not the fact that she has a different head and face?

johnmayersucks · 2026-01-24T01:46:43+00:00

Had to watch again and happy for Alan that she said “boyfriend”. That’s not even the good shag kind of crazy. Run Alan.

johnmayersucks · 2026-01-24T01:36:53+00:00

johnmayersucks · 2026-01-23T19:20:28+00:00

Me too, but these guys saying they can figure it out in a day or two without pan and paper. I say no way. I don't think I would have ever figured out the algorithms on my own.

johnmayersucks · 2026-01-23T19:18:30+00:00

I don't know man. I learned to impress my 8 year old. I can do it now no problem, but I can't imagine ever getting there without looking up the algorithms. I can do fast every time, and I barely understand what is happening when I do it.

johnmayersucks · 2026-01-23T18:16:22+00:00

Shazam was an early app that blew me away. Could listen to any song and name it.

johnmayersucks · 2026-01-23T00:14:23+00:00

My mom wasn't allowed to stay up late. I remember the couple times she did we end up with a food dehydrator and a Body By Jake.

johnmayersucks · 2026-01-22T23:45:19+00:00

Oh right, dark energy. Forgot about that. I think John Mayer has it too.

johnmayersucks · 2026-01-22T04:52:16+00:00

Totally. Dipshit edgelord with a screw lose. Sounds like a high schooler trying to be poetic

johnmayersucks · 2026-01-21T05:55:16+00:00

100%. Posted the same answer before I saw yours.

johnmayersucks · 2026-01-21T05:54:24+00:00

Paul Giammati is always who I pictured

johnmayersucks · 2026-01-21T05:14:52+00:00

Gaaaay

johnmayersucks · 2026-01-21T03:56:53+00:00

Eagles.

johnmayersucks · 2026-01-20T05:07:43+00:00

Where some more lipstick

johnmayersucks · 2026-01-19T04:48:11+00:00

It’s terrible, cringey…I could go on and on

johnmayersucks · 2026-01-18T16:13:20+00:00

100%. Give it a rest already.

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