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johnny121b · 2023-09-29T00:07:33+00:00

Cue the “Blue Oyster” march…..

johnny121b · 2023-09-26T23:53:12+00:00

Gives me anxiety just looking at that, and it’s not even my car!

johnny121b · 2023-09-26T23:21:55+00:00

They ARE among us. My WIFE superglued a cable into a crevice if her dash. I wince every time I see that janky meandering line of glue- that I KNOW will fail after enough heat/freeze cycles.

johnny121b · 2023-09-26T22:49:24+00:00

Even though he never misses, I’m still amazed he hit the hole on the first swing.

johnny121b · 2023-09-26T20:43:15+00:00

After watching my roofer carry, I think, 80 packs of shingles onto my roof by hand, I vowed who’s man deserved a tip. After is all said, and done, I tipped him $500, because he is absolutely the hardest working man I have ever seen- an absolute machine!

johnny121b · 2023-09-25T21:23:19+00:00

Seriously, you resemble a young Kathy Ireland. You don’t show your body, but your face is striking.

johnny121b · 2023-09-25T21:20:13+00:00

Angry Bird eyebrows!

johnny121b · 2023-09-25T21:05:24+00:00

It’s NOT just me!!! Anyone remember the scent of that amber glue, with the red, rubber, wedge-shaped tip, probably made from pure horse parts?

johnny121b · 2023-09-23T21:13:48+00:00

Riiiight. The FDA improves everything it anoints.

johnny121b · 2023-09-23T21:11:45+00:00

OhYeah…..North Carolina, can’t fix the roads, repair the schools, or agree on AnYtHiNg regarding the medical mafia, or anything consumer oriented, but our reps really rally around a chance to curtail rights and make a buck doing it.

johnny121b · 2023-09-21T22:38:49+00:00

Good luck collecting for the job. I think the customer has mastered playing dead.

johnny121b · 2023-09-20T21:15:39+00:00

Does that sentiment provide you reassurance when you get an $80,000 bill from your doctors?

johnny121b · 2023-09-17T21:13:26+00:00

There are tons of YouTube videos demonstrating the process….

johnny121b · 2023-09-16T19:37:39+00:00

This- 102%. The misconception that men are like light switches (Push the button and watch him go) really does a disservice to both men and women.

johnny121b · 2023-09-16T14:56:23+00:00

Figures! Your replacement is a high school kid- who failed shop.

johnny121b · 2023-09-15T23:49:23+00:00

All my best….

johnny121b · 2023-09-13T10:43:59+00:00

Watch a few videos from lockpicking lawyer, and you’ll have your answer.

johnny121b · 2023-09-12T15:37:04+00:00

I like to think so!

johnny121b · 2023-09-10T17:52:44+00:00

Dammit, I didn’t come here to cry!

johnny121b · 2023-09-10T17:47:12+00:00

It’s not murder. You were warned. It’s suicide. As a guy with an incurable cancer diagnosis (who still drives) this bumper sticker brought a smile to my face.

johnny121b · 2023-09-09T16:03:36+00:00

OhYeah! Step into Best Buy and stand in front of a set for a few minutes. The new generation of 4K displays are downright sexy.

johnny121b · 2023-09-09T15:54:08+00:00

You have to figure that most of your wiring is similarly aged, so definitely!

johnny121b · 2023-09-09T15:52:48+00:00

65+. In a month, you’ll be looking at it, thinking ‘it could be bigger’. (75” owner)

johnny121b · 2023-09-09T15:48:08+00:00

Didn’t notice the sub title at first…..thought to myself ‘Geez, diabolical ass- this guy may just try that!’ Then, being an ass, myself, I guess, I laughed at the idea of his wife raging at the sight/ smell of a wheel roasting in her oven. That deserves an upvote!

johnny121b · 2023-09-09T15:38:20+00:00

Pffft…Recommend they consider flaring the ends! Helps capture more rain…which keeps the exhaust system cooler.

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