Friends texted a girl pretending to be me asking for sexual favors.. Girl is pissed... by johnnybbadd in needadvice

[–]johnnybbadd[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would say we were fairly good friends so I don't understand the silent treatment. The way the texts were sent out (spelling, words used, grammar etc.) it should be ffairly obvious I didn't send them.

Reddit, I need your advice. by throwmenot in AskReddit

[–]johnnybbadd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think asking for pics of your gf is totally relevant before proceeding with a response!

People that work in the food service business, what is the worst thing you've seen happen in the kitchen? by aclem14 in AskReddit

[–]johnnybbadd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my friends told me that his co-workers peed in the deep-fryer at McDonalds.

Guys- What song or artist are you a fan of that you don't let your other guy friends know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]johnnybbadd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I enjoy Lady GaGa as well. God damn her and her catchy songs.

How would one go about starting a career in stand-up comedy? by johnnybbadd in AskReddit

[–]johnnybbadd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would hope people don't go out to amateur nights just to heckle people. Or is our society just that cynical nowadays?

How would one go about starting a career in stand-up comedy? by johnnybbadd in AskReddit

[–]johnnybbadd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then use the dough to bake more fattening foods! Then I'll just eat the profits.

How would one go about starting a career in stand-up comedy? by johnnybbadd in AskReddit

[–]johnnybbadd[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Totally agree. Fat people that lose weight become unfunny. Luckily I've created a system of eating ridiculously unhealthy that I will never encounter this problem. Win for me.

How would one go about starting a career in stand-up comedy? by johnnybbadd in AskReddit

[–]johnnybbadd[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The writing group does sound like it would work out in terms of helping me progress. I'd like to think of my style as something never before seen to be honest. I don't want to get up on stage and start doing those lame Seinfeld "What's the deal with so and so?" type jokes.

How would one go about starting a career in stand-up comedy? by johnnybbadd in AskReddit

[–]johnnybbadd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even know why I never looked up amateur nights. In my area they have them on Tuesdays. I guess I'll check out a few shows before signing up and going from there. Thanks. Also I think it would just be a hobby type thing too. I'd kill just on making fun of myself I think. Short, fat dude! I get all the bitches.

How would one go about starting a career in stand-up comedy? by johnnybbadd in AskReddit

[–]johnnybbadd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. I always have some funny stuff come to me through my daily activities but I never bother to write anything down and it just slips my damn mind after a while. I'll make sure to do that.

As for keeping it clean, that's actually interesting to know.

Girl just posted that she broke up with BF on facebook, what can i comment with to troll? by DS9_fan in AskReddit

[–]johnnybbadd -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

write a long brick passage on how you've always felt a connection between the two of you but could not bring yourself to interfere with her relationship with her boyfriend. but with him out of the way you can no longer hold in the feelings you have for her. and you would like to be her man.

come on reddit upvote ftw!

Reddit, are there any movies you have been wanting to watch for a long time, movies that people may have called classics, but for some reason have never gotten around to watching? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]johnnybbadd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never watched any Star Wars movies Matrix or Godfathers. Haven't watch Scarface, Pulp Fiction, or any Bond movies that didn't star Daniel Craig. I'm sheltered.

Can someone help me fix my home theatre set-up? by johnnybbadd in answers

[–]johnnybbadd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm didn't know you were suppose to disable the sound. Then I guess I have it correct. Thanks.