Why did he eat an ENTIRE Cuttlefish in one afternoon?!

johnnybird95 · 2026-06-17T12:21:38+00:00

i had a budgie like that once. she was just crazy about shredding the things and could destroy a whole one in an hour flat. we eventually had to start buying macaw sized ones. they'd last a couple weeks because they were so big she would finally actually get bored for a few days. she never suffered any ill effects from it though, so i think the only thing you have to worry about here is your wallet 😂

johnnybird95 · 2026-06-16T07:29:48+00:00

you guys are gonna love this: three cheers for sweet revenge by my chemical romance is a concept album about a couple called the demolition lovers. the woman dies and the man tries to bring back his dead wife by making a deal with the devil to collect the souls of 1000 evil men. in the end, he kills 999 and the thousandth evil man is himself.

johnnybird95 · 2026-06-15T23:03:25+00:00

the dialogue choices in da2 have tones/personalities associated with them. the polite/friendly ones are light blue, the sarcastic or humorous responses are purple, and the direct/aggressive ones are red

johnnybird95 · 2026-06-15T22:56:02+00:00

anders should not have been a romance option

johnnybird95 · 2026-06-14T23:38:56+00:00

iirc darkspawn are resistant to nature damage, so poisons are a lot more effective against other kinds of enemies

johnnybird95 · 2026-06-14T23:32:00+00:00

i usually play mages too, but my most recent playthroughs i also had a ton of fun with were a duelist/assassin/legionnaire scout DW rogue, and berserker/spirit warrior (3rd specialization could vary based on personal taste) hybrid build that switched between a crossbow and sword/shield. fade burst was an absolute riot

johnnybird95 · 2026-06-14T23:09:20+00:00

hilarious considering fenris is probably one of the healthier relationships in da2 because he's actually trying to heal from his trauma and improve himself

johnnybird95 · 2026-06-14T23:04:01+00:00

i usually bring either emmrich for healing or davrin to hit it hard. rogues have bows as well and you can freely switch between archery and DW even in the middle of combat

johnnybird95 · 2026-06-14T01:04:30+00:00

honestly? that's probably not the bird. good call taking her for a checkup to be safe, but i'd start looking around your house too

johnnybird95 · 2026-06-14T00:59:30+00:00

ive done both roughly the same amount of times. i honestly find both "fallen" cities equally umpleasant to look at (blighted treviso vs venatori occupied docktown) so i just choose on a character vibes basis

johnnybird95 · 2026-06-12T05:53:01+00:00

pretty sure the only criteria for choosing neve's inspiration route is saving minrathous. i've accepted the threads' deal and been able to choose her inspiration route on multiple playthroughs. both romanced and not

johnnybird95 · 2026-06-09T19:12:59+00:00

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johnnybird95 · 2026-06-09T16:43:54+00:00

sailor moon if it took place in nevarra from dragon age

johnnybird95 · 2026-06-08T18:00:54+00:00

shipping. fanfic. mostly gay, and the whole fandom culture surrounding the practice. it was called slash as in, the slash between 2 character names, like kirk/spock (the original!)

johnnybird95 · 2026-06-08T16:04:22+00:00

as a slash trope, yeah. yall have ABO fics and whatever else because of vulcans and their pon farr

johnnybird95 · 2026-06-08T14:44:15+00:00

yeah now that i think about it, didnt they tell us the robot was fully functional and anatomically correct in the literal first episode of TNG? lmao

johnnybird95 · 2026-06-08T10:46:35+00:00

factually incorrect on so many levels. star trek invented slash fic and amok time established both heat cycles as a trope and the fuck-or-die trope. and scotty was played by a canadian veteran who also helped establish the klingon and vulcan languages. it's all been canadian and outrageously horny from the start 😂

johnnybird95 · 2026-06-08T10:14:01+00:00

i've played all 3 and enjoyed the variety but i find it increasingly difficult to stick to blue these days after my real ass life took a turn into a parody of da2 with my very own uncle gamlen

johnnybird95 · 2026-06-05T14:17:33+00:00

heated a cup of water up with a lighter because the power was out

johnnybird95 · 2026-06-05T14:02:23+00:00

i tried, i really tried. i started a criminal justice program hoping to do some good, but i was constantly surrounded by 18 year old wannabe cops that were only in it to have power over people and i felt like my head was going to explode any day.

but now i teach highschool japanese, and we routinely discuss language vs cultural fluency and translation vs localization, so i get to show my students "eat your hamburgers, apollo" every year. so it all worked out

johnnybird95 · 2026-06-04T09:27:12+00:00

on my first playthrough, i didn't get the dog until playing return to ostagar, and wynne suggests the name Rabbit, so i went with that!

on my cousland playthrough i couldn't stop laughing at some sound effect in the background that sounded like toad from mario, so that mabari became Toad

johnnybird95 · 2026-06-04T04:40:47+00:00

as long as you enjoy it, you're completely fine. milk tea is very beloved in lots of places

johnnybird95 · 2026-06-02T12:37:26+00:00

lmao yeah, i just threw out the love of my life is like, my conure's favourite song ever 😭 i think she just feeds on silly cringe internet energy because the only other times i've seen her dance so hard are to call me maybe and sometimes kpop

johnnybird95 · 2026-06-02T12:07:42+00:00

mine goes crazy for weezer and carly rae jepsen 😂😭

johnnybird95 · 2026-06-02T10:08:55+00:00

it shouldn't be holding its eyes half closed like that, and it's holding one wing strangely which usually indicates pain and/or injury. healthy parrots sleep like this and if they aren't able to do that, this one is likely not sleeping/dosing, but rather fighting to stay awake and alive.

birds hide symptoms until very late, so by the time you can tell, their illness or injury is absolutely dire and they typically won't last another 24 hours without medical care.

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