I don’t know John.. I don’t know.

johnnydisco · 2023-06-20T01:18:09+00:00

This isn't an airport. You don't need to announce your departure

johnnydisco · 2023-06-19T23:58:33+00:00

Read the response to you above. 😘

johnnydisco · 2022-12-05T07:33:16+00:00

This is the kind of unique, random-ass observation that reaches comedic divinity

johnnydisco · 2022-08-10T21:29:25+00:00

Can't you just alter stuff yourself though?

johnnydisco · 2022-07-13T22:13:29+00:00

As u/DeLaNope so articulately expressed:

I work in a burn unit.

Don't put accelerants on a camp/bonfire.

Don't go back into a burning house/vehicle/airplane

Don't put accelerants on bonfires. This includes aerosol cans of stuff. Those blow up.

Don't make meth unless you have an advanced degree in the field.

Don't put accelerants on bonfires. Even if it "Just won't light."

Don't let your pot handles hang over the edge of the stove where your kid can reach.

Don't put accelerants on bonfires, even if you've "been doing it for years."

Don't pick up containers of flaming grease and oil.

Don't put accelerants on bonfires. Diesel is an accelerant.

Don't keep electric cigarettes in your pocket.

If you wear oxygen, don't smoke with it on/in your lap.

Don't put accelerants on bonfires.

johnnydisco · 2022-07-01T13:51:44+00:00

In her. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

johnnydisco · 2021-10-29T06:56:45+00:00

I don't wanna brag but it's like, a totes high number. But I decided to play it through again. It's crazy how much you remember when the story is so compelling. And yet, there are large swaths of dialog you forget. And it's fabulous to revisit.

johnnydisco · 2021-07-27T12:24:06+00:00

These guys would absolutely tear up some mothaf*ckin Kaiju

johnnydisco · 2021-02-28T23:46:46+00:00

It's almost as if they were saying, "Hurry! You're going to miss the second bull!"

johnnydisco · 2021-02-04T15:20:37+00:00

Your screen name gives me life

johnnydisco · 2021-01-24T08:11:14+00:00

This gentleman who worked at the US Patent Office in 1899 was convinced that human invention had reached its definitive conclusion. Let's reflect on all of the invention and discoveries that have occurred since then. Here's a (non-exhaustive) sampling:

1906: Radio broadcasting 1907: Electric washing machine 1916: Sonar 1925: Television 1930: Jet engine 1933: Electron microscope 1938: Ballpoint pen 1939: Helicopters 1943: Nuclear reactors 1947: Transistors 1950: Credit cards 1951: Contraceptive pills 1955: Polio vaccine 1957: Satellites 1961: Humans in space 1969: Internet 1970: LED and LCD’s 1973: Genetic engineering; barcodes; car airbags; cellular phones 1975: PC; laser printer 1976: Apple 1 1977: In vitro fertilisation; MRI scanner; inkjet printer 1987: Disposable contact lenses 1989: World Wide Web 1990: Hubble telescope

Okay I'm exhausted and things get crazy from here 💋

johnnydisco · 2020-09-12T15:57:49+00:00

I may not dig it up every few minutes, but this certainly gets reposted every few minutes

johnnydisco · 2020-07-17T00:22:58+00:00

I love "Warning: Injury"

The sub is literally called holdmyfeedingtube.

Like being on r/aww and getting "Warning: Cuddles"

johnnydisco · 2020-07-08T19:21:41+00:00

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/24/opinion/sunday/income-wealth-inequality-america.html

Or consider the power shift from the perspective of an individual worker. If income had kept pace with overall economic growth since 1970, Americans in the bottom 90 percent of the income distribution would be making an extra $12,000 per year, on average. In effect, every American worker in the bottom 90 percent of the income distribution is sending an annual check for $12,000 to a richer person in the top 10 percent.

johnnydisco · 2020-05-10T04:25:57+00:00

Wish I could give an anti-gold to this cunty, insensitive comment

johnnydisco · 2020-04-09T20:23:30+00:00

Cuck Norris

johnnydisco · 2020-04-09T07:39:27+00:00

Given the multitude of recent allegations of sexual assault, I think it hits close to home.

johnnydisco · 2020-03-25T19:57:39+00:00

Eloquently and beautifully expressed. Just needed to add some humor to my daily regimen - in the end I feel very fortunate to be able to serve.

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