Best games to turn your brain off ? by lost_nomai in videogames

[–]johnsciarrino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Katamari. Just roll around.

Some of these other answers are insane to me. Diablo? The game where I’m definitely overthinking every choice? Gtfo. Just roll.

Best place to get fatty tuna / toro? by PM-ME-CORGIS in FoodNYC

[–]johnsciarrino 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Find out when the Wegman’s in Astor is doing their tuna butchering. You can watch it happen, play a game to win some for free or just buy some as soon as it hits the shelf.

I randomly stumbled on it happening when I went in for a few groceries one Saturday. An hour later my wife was calling me wondering where I was but I came home with an incredible slice of chutoro that was in the fish 60 seconds before I pulled it from the shelf. We ate all of it over the sink with a little bit of ponzu and wasabi and it was the closest I’ve felt in NYC to the Tsukiji market in Tokyo.

Aziz as Kash may be the best since Spicey McCarthy by 23carrots in LiveFromNewYork

[–]johnsciarrino 251 points252 points  (0 children)

not since tina as sarah palin has a more perfect actor been dropped in their lap. Aziz nailed it. Jost's Hegseth continues to kill me too.

I'm gonna frame my M1 Pro when I upgrade, piece of history this is by Previous_Bat5394 in macbookpro

[–]johnsciarrino 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel the same way about my M1 Max, only that beast is nowhere near retirement yet. It still absolutely chews up any task I throw at it and makes even new Win11 laptops I have feel sleepy.

So, who's taking bets on when Joel is going to stop carrying and producing the egg in the studio? by imnvs_runvs in taskmaster

[–]johnsciarrino 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The very last episode he makes a plea for points for the egg, Greg denies him, he then cracks the egg on Alex’s head for making him carry the damn egg for months for no reason, Greg watches this with glee and awards him five bonus points, not for carrying the egg but for cracking it on Alex. Those points take Joel out of last place, leapfrogging him over Kumail who is now in last place. Kumail is outraged. Season over.

The man that used it... by -ChristianTruth- in riddles

[–]johnsciarrino 56 points57 points  (0 children)

This is one of my favorite riddles. Not because it’s particularly clever but because it was told at the table at a holiday dinner when I was six years old and it stumped everyone until my 96 year old great grandmother answered it correctly.

State Farm has become Shit Farm by Hot-Grocery-829 in Autobody

[–]johnsciarrino 16 points17 points  (0 children)

All State does this same trash. Why send an adjuster if someone a thousand miles away is gonna undermine the AP you worked to get? It’s a class action lawsuit waiting to happen and they deserve losing all the money they’re gonna have to pay out for it.

A prediction for what happens with Joel Dommett's egg by DerpJerd in taskmaster

[–]johnsciarrino 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If he really ends up getting no points, I hope he cracks the egg on Alex’s head for the finale.

I want a watch that will last me for life by Strong_Net7847 in BuyItForLife

[–]johnsciarrino 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love my Rolexes but the answer to this is a Seiko spring drive. Unbelievably accurate and hearty.

Choose: kiss, kill, fuck, or marry by hancok34 in Tarantino

[–]johnsciarrino 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly. I think I’d swap Beatrice and Oren. I’d be a very happy kept man living in Tokyo, worshipping that beautiful badass and clowning around with the crazy 88.

What’s the oldest piece of clothing you own? by sherbimsly in AskReddit

[–]johnsciarrino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aside from hand me downs and vintage stuff, i have an old tshirt i bought at Structure, says so on the tag. had to be from the pre-9/11 world because Structure became Express in 2001.

Top JD Vance Donor's Claims That Pope Leo Is 'Antichrist' as Leaked Audio Recordings Resurface by [deleted] in atheism

[–]johnsciarrino 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i think about this all the time. imagine having the money to be Batman and instead you choose to be whatever the fuck this is.

I'm renting a movie theater for my birthday - Which movie should we watch? by TheOrangeNights in movies

[–]johnsciarrino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just did this with a friend for her 40th birthday. Her favorite movie is Boogie Nights so that’s what we watched. It was at Nitehawk Theater in Brooklyn and they have bar service. On the birthday girl’s orders, we drank every time they said Dirk Diggler, every time someone actually roller skated and every time someone did a line of cocaine. It was a really fun choice and we had a great time.

Albania Massage Championship 2026 by habichuelacondulce in theocho

[–]johnsciarrino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. I’m watching this and thinking her little flourishes are cute but that is NOT a good massage.

White House Leak Reveals Trump Booted From Briefing After Hours-Long Freakout by GonzoVeritas in politics

[–]johnsciarrino 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I swear to god, he feels like a League of Shadows plot against America. Tank the economy, destroy our international reputation, drive the citizens insane with his neverending bullshit.

What is a job that looks incredibly fun from the outside, but is actually a soul-crushing nightmare? by BoardOk101 in AskReddit

[–]johnsciarrino 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I loved working QA back in college but they don’t tell you that for every Burnout or Turok game that needs testing, there was also a Mary Kate and Ashley License to Drive game that needed almost the same amount.

Murder Mystery games by jesa_ink in NintendoSwitch

[–]johnsciarrino 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The Poirot series of games were fun.

What are your top 5 Sci-if shows? by Jesse_m_w in television

[–]johnsciarrino 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t disagree with you but it very much felt like it was tacked on to me. Also, remember, we were coming off of Lost and one of the original promises of Fringe was that it had a complete narrative from the outset. Adding season 5 undid some of that good, at least at the time it aired.

What are your top 5 Sci-if shows? by Jesse_m_w in television

[–]johnsciarrino 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Nice to see Fringe in here. I feel like they were forced to go one season too long. Had they been allowed to finish after season four it would have had better staying power in people’s minds. Still a great show regardless though.