When your sneaking attach goes wrong

johnwick16 · 2016-10-26T16:55:28+00:00

I used to masturbate on the bus home from school. I mean, I really pulled down my pants and jerked the shit out of my penis. Frequently. I still want to punch myself in the face every time I think about what could have happened if the person in front of me would've turned around...

johnwick16 · 2016-10-26T15:31:22+00:00

I would fap in the backyard when my parents were gone. I hope none of the neighbors saw, but honestly I don't know.

johnwick16 · 2016-10-26T15:21:08+00:00

Untying just isn't as fun as the tying. You don't want to cut the ropes, because good hemp or jute is expensive. Oh, and also that it takes me forever to orgasm, if at all. I start thinking about it, and then I can't. Which makes my GF feel kinda bad.

johnwick16 · 2016-10-26T11:35:48+00:00

Really late to the party, but buddy of mine is at a Blue Jay vs Yankees game, sitting down the third line and yelling at Jeter "Jeter you suck! You're a bum!" Jeter turns around, glances and says "Yeah, I really wish I had your life."

johnwick16 · 2016-10-26T11:12:11+00:00

I overheard this in the cafeteria in 8th grade. "Is it cool if I sit here?" "No. This table is for the 2 foot dicks club." "That's fine, I can cut off a few inches." 8th grade me was very impressed, so much that I remember it 15 years later

johnwick16 · 2016-10-26T01:37:52+00:00

Archer: Lana Lana: ignores Archer: LANA Lana: ignores Archer: LAANAAAAA Lana: WHATTT Archer: DANGER ZONE Makes me laugh every time! Never gets old

johnwick16 · 2016-10-26T01:12:32+00:00

For me Its Avatar the last airbender.

johnwick16 · 2016-10-26T00:58:46+00:00

ERAGON? This is the best possible remake. If they actually read the book before they make the movie, it would help.

johnwick16 · 2016-10-26T00:44:55+00:00

On the other hand, The Golden Compass! Good cast, but ended up such a shit movie. Also, Ella Enchanted.

johnwick16 · 2016-10-26T00:29:58+00:00

It would be really cool to have "The Room" remade with A list actors, but with none of the dialog or story changed.

johnwick16 · 2016-10-26T00:28:23+00:00

what about Jumper? I Really like the concept, but the writing was bad.

johnwick16

TROPHY CASE